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Re: Roflmao By Migines by sexyLeamon(f): 6:23am On Jun 18, 2009 |
Migines:I love that one |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa2: 12:15pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Migines: Mahn, I got things going for me outside here so i step in to catch some fun when free. . plus connectivity problem and one jara has been added, i lost my privilege of posting with my real id. u aint doing badly at all. . keep ur flag flying high bro. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by clemcykul(f): 12:57pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
tnks dear |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa2: 3:00pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
busybody |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Jun 19, 2009 |
how does that affect ur sleep? |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa2: 1:51pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
If u know what busybody really is, then u'd know the effect it has on everyone. .busybody. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Jun 20, 2009 |
the effect i presume is mind blowing. do give urself a break b4 u leave ur house naked. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 11:43am On Jun 20, 2009 |
clemcykul: damn girl! over 20,000 posts you's da real deal. but wats the rumour bout'tu leaving NL never really got to read the postg well cuz the picture didnt load. but girl, a knw you gat to stay. . . . . . innit? sexyLeamon:anything dat hits back at dem brovaz ryte? lysaa2:thanks lysaa. . . |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 12:04pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 12:06pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
What did the blonde do when she went to the movies and saw the "NC-17 (under 17 not admitted)" sign. she went home and got 16 friends. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 12:09pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. W.C. Fields |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 12:25pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're a jerk!) |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 12:36pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
Graffiti Wisdom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area, The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. * Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash. Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? * The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz. A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex. Watch out for gay limbo dancers. * Inside toilet stall door, men's rest room? Express Lane: Five beers or less. * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz. You're too good for him. * Sign over mirror in women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. * Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY Friends don't let friends take home ugly men * Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 12:44pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
Stupid Questions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest, 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you UnCloth? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs. 14. What do you call male ballerinas? 15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream? 16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner? 17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker? 18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? 20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong? 21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? 22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? 23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Lolabbey: 11:21am On Jun 22, 2009 |
bravoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa(f): 11:29am On Jun 22, 2009 |
late comer. . are u just seeing them? |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by clemcykul(f): 1:51pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
yes i am, uve been blocking my view all day with that b******g head of urs |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa(f): 1:59pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
whoa! someone's tripping. i love this. . |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
for real i am |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa(f): 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
of course u are. . u've locked it up for too long and now its exploding. . |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by clemcykul(f): 2:59pm On Jun 22, 2009 |
so what? beat it gurl and stop being a brat |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 1:52am On Jun 25, 2009 |
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidiz! |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 2:14am On Jun 25, 2009 |
A man is out for his morning jog on the beach, he's jogging along when off in the distance he hears what sounds like a lady crying. He follows the sound and sure enough he comes across a woman with no arms and no legs. She's lying on the beach crying. "What's the matter, why are you crying?" he asks. She says, "Well, you see kind sir, I have no arms and no legs, and nobody loves me. I've never even been hugged before!" she says through her sobbing. So the kind man says "Don't worry, ma'am, I'll hug you," as he lays down next to her and gives her a hug. She stops crying and he gets up to finish his jog. Next day, same man is jogging down the beach again, and off in the distance he hears the same crying sound coming from afar. So he jogs on over to locate the sobbing sounds, and sure enough it's the same woman with no arms and no legs. "What's the matter now, " he asks. "Yesterday you said you were crying because you have never been hugged, and I hugged you. So why are you still crying?" "Well, " she says, " You see, because of my condition I've never been kissed before either." The man bends down and plants one square on her lips and they kiss. He gets back up to continue his jog and leaves the woman with a smile on her face. Two days later, the same man is jogging on the beach again, and sure enough he hears the same crying sound off in the distance. "This is getting ridiculous," he says to himself as he tries to find her once again. When he locates the woman, he asks her yet again why she's crying. He reiminds her that he hugged her as she asked, and also kissed her as she wanted. "So what's the matter now?", he asks. "Well you see kind sir," she says, "Not only have I never been hugged or kissed before, because of my condition I've never been bleeped before either!" The man bends over and scoops up this woman with no arms and no legs, and brings her towards the water's edge, and throws her in the water. "Now you're bleeped!" |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 4:29am On Jun 25, 2009 |
A guy receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the upper corner of the stadium; he's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter he sees through his binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down he ask the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, he again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was suppose to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at, since we got married. Well, "Thats really sad, but still, you couldn't find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close relative?' "No," the man replies, "They're all at the funeral." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa(f): 11:51am On Jun 25, 2009 |
clemcykul: nope, its ur problem, deal with it! |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by sylve11: 12:17pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 2:14pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
Three gay athletes, a baseball player, a basketball player, and a football player were sitting together in a hot tub discussing their professions and everything they liked about the sport that they play. The football player said, "I just love football because I get hit and rub up against all those big sweaty guy's and it just turns me on. That’s what I like about football." The gay basketball player said, " Oh, that's the same thing with me, I just love all those big sweaty guy's rubbing up against me too, that's what I like about basketball." The gay baseball player said, " Well I like it when I'm in a game and it's the 9th inning, there's 2 out's, the score is tied, and I'm up to bat and the pitcher has a full count on me and winds up and throws his best fast-ball at me and I hit it hard and the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, and I'm rounding 1st,the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, and I'm rounding 2nd, the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, and I'm rounding 3rd, the crowd yells GOOOO! GOOOO!, but the 3rd base coach says NO! NO!, but I go anyway all the way to home and slide head first, and when the dust clears the umpire yells "YOUR OUT!" Then the crowd yells, "COCKSUCKERRRRR!" Then he says to his friends, "It's that recognition that I like." |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Migines(m): 2:21pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
If it's green and moving, it's biology If it's smoky and stinks, it's chemistry If it doesn't work no matter what, it's physics. |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa(f): 2:50pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
yup. . how are u? |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Lolabbey: 5:09pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
am fyn,u? |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by Phemour: 5:15pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
fine |
Re: Roflmao By Migines by lysaa(f): 5:19pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
ehen so how ya ma n pa? |
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