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Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:19am On Oct 08, 2009 |
Topic: I Was Chased My A Mad Man Two days ago,while rushing home in d early afternoon to meet up for d 3pm Nigeria match,d traffic was terrible @ d ilasa axis of lagos,so i decieded to come out of d bus and use 'a short cut',u no hw houses are built in lagos,d backyard of baba ruka might burst out 2 d 3rd street.While jogging,i heard some strange sound frm like 20metres behind me,and onlookers faces directed towards me,with some shock expression on there face,i was like wats so spectacular in jogging on a sunny afternoon dats causing d stire not knowing they were full of pity 4 me,on looking back,a mad man was running towards me,it was then i understood d situation,i was shocked,i wanted to wait but,a madman?he has no case in court,i took 2 my heels running a race of my life,who told u Usain Bolt can run fast,u guys need 2 catch a glimpse of me dat day, I'm sure i ran 100meters in 6secs,onlookers were still looking,no help at all,but i got tirf and reduced my velocity,but u will b disappointed 2 hear dat d madman ran pass me,and neva stopped,i will neva 4get dis day. |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by eleshin(m): 6:26pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
rolling on d floor |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
lmao |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 6:24pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by sexyLeamon(f): 1:56pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by sexyLeamon(f): 3:29pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by sexyLeamon(f): 2:36pm On Nov 04, 2009 |
Topic: Whats This About womanliness Quote from: sista-jay on November 01, 2009, 10:20 PM My, my, looks like you've just found out about the sweet aroma of a womanliness. Listen its ok, there is no complication in makin sweet love to them. You know your deek aint complainin, its your nose!! Pleeze try this simple exercise. . . The next time you think the womanliness smell, try stickin your finger up your butt hole and smell it, that should mask the odour. Don't inhale it for too long, you might get high on it, |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by platinumnk(f): 11:40pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
Seriously Im suing Nairaland I am feelin dizzy and weak, i cannot breathe https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-346466.64.html#msg4856480 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by platinumnk(f): 9:13pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
JEZIIIS!!! I love Tpia!!! I am dying !!! I just read a thread where tpia went off on some people, thr funniest sh!t i ve read in a looong time~~ Define "toasting" you bloody slowpoke! Onye alah! I see from your posts there's a disjoint between your fingers and your brain https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-264075.64.html |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:05pm On Feb 13, 2010 |
[size=13pt] I've been missing this thread!!! , ooo my goodness sweetheart you're here too, mmm no wonder i hardly see you on that other thread. [/size] |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by platinumnk(f): 6:37am On Feb 17, 2010 |
Ogaga4Luv: |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:57am On Feb 18, 2010 |
platinumnk: |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by sweetpie23: 6:37pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
this thread is priceless. thumbs up to everyone who posted. |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:21pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
[size=13pt]you can say that again sweetpie cake. . . . [/size] |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 1:54am On Mar 01, 2010 |
platinumnk: Chei!!! rolled off my bed. Master splinter, lmfao |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Chykason(m): 10:51pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
Excuse me Oga Seun, borrow me your teeth make I laff hia. I swear say I go return am https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-405739.0.html |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Jarus(m): 6:42pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by parislomo(f): 11:49am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Jarus: now that is the thread to die for!!!!!!!!!!!!! lwkmd. . . me too I need couragement to stop lafin o |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by mukina2: 1:24am On Mar 15, 2010 |
***eStrolling around & finds interesting topic. Walks in & set up camp*** https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-410554.96.html#msg5690880 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 8:45am On Mar 19, 2010 |
I wan die, My funniest thread ever was Mapomeji is Finally out https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-321016.0.html Re: Mapomeji Is Finally Out « #9 on: September 09, 2009, 06:42 AM » Front cover of the album bribe taker 1st cut seun the bribe taker thats right mr bribe taker i can't be beat and i'm use the republic of benin to eat up all yo' bandwidth dem call am nairaland administrator but na yoruba traitor asahawo for 100 dollar he keeps tryin'to give my ip the boot but this hausa slave cannot stop the truth u try to hit me with the ban attack i'm a shut down NL with a deluge of maps thats right mr bribe taker i can't be beat and i'm use the republic of benin to eat up all yo' bandwidth sup to all future benin residents throw yo hands up for mr president ashewo for one dollar Shocked Shocked Grin Grin This is a classic thread in the making. Aloy emeka - what about the songs that didn't make the album? example. from rapping to mapping. cartography slaughter ft arewa and biafra posse mapper 4 life. an ode to english ft ikeyman I'd show you how to map ft auwal your english aint poo - jakumo diss track A typical day on Nairaland's Politics section Becomrich: Look , you people omo ale. You don't get job. I have map , see ibadan it more populate than Kano. who is lying northerner or igbo. see you people are working for nigerian govenment , they liar. See map, how northenerner have more population , they liar. see northerner and igbo sleep together, hey have naughty person childrne. look the only way the yorubas will survive is if we join bnein republic they rich with minara. they 99% yoruba . Look map. 100 million population in Bnin republic ,northerner lie, they say Benin republic poor. ha h a let me tell you I have live Benin republic all my live. there worship me yoruba . yo people get j ob. I will post more map soon. see map omo okoro. see my pishure. Ikeyman00 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Yoruba man!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a lie!!!!!!!!!!!! IM READY FOR YOU, TRAIT Nigeria is never going to split IT'S A LIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TRAIT, OMO ODUA TRAIT, YOU PEOPLE DESTROY NIGRIEA TRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT ,WHERE ARE YOU, im REady FOR YOU!!!!!!! trait, Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Jarus(m): 10:27am On Mar 19, 2010 |
Becomrich: Look , you people omo ale. You don't get job. I have map , see ibadan it more populate than Kano. who is lying northerner or igbo. see you people are working for nigerian govenment , they liar. See map, how northenerner have more population , they liar. Yeeeee, ori mi o Even though I have read these thing countless times, I jsut can't stop laughing each time I see it |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by mukina2: 1:56pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-415748.0.html#msg5727555
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Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by mukina2: 10:39pm On Mar 21, 2010 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by jamace(m): 12:02am On Mar 22, 2010 |
What a thread? My ribs are hurting because of laughter Infact, this thread should be recommended to all for its medicinal value. |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by chakula: 6:01pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by nellaluv(f): 12:18am On Apr 02, 2010 |
What a slowpoke https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-423696.0.html |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 9:55am On Apr 02, 2010 |
nellaluv:LOL that one is a classic |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 3:35pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by nellaluv(f): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by nellaluv(f): 7:09am On Apr 07, 2010 |
i can't fit shout. . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-154743.0.html |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Nobody: 12:36pm On May 08, 2010 |
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-423967.0.html crazy place I tell u |
Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by ayettymama(f): 9:18pm On May 08, 2010 |
omg nella ive laffed soo much!!! more pls!!! |
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