Some silly questions pple ask these days;
1). When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die?
2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No,in the next one.:|
3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/
4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my office to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:OX_X
6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They r Carrots.:* =D
7. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! Na SHIT lock d door!?=))
8. You're in the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees =)), L??O??(=)))?O?L??

Ok but where is the joke?

^^In your center back pocket.

U fit clear for road make i pass now?

Gladly! I can't take more of the body odour coming from you.

@Studio here again looking for the joke hahah you never cease to amaze me

Your english suckz boy

Clear!

Lol

Studio CFR:

Your english suckz boy

Clear!

sorry stupidio studio i no get your time

@op nice one

bashy_demy:

sorry stupidio studio i no get your time

Trying to be better than me na SUICIDE

studio and bashhy, make una stop b4 i bring the bulala out.
u feel me guys.

Tell dat Hausa Man to stop playing dumb to be popular


*Exits Thread*

@Ode remo tell that man lover to stop stalk me am am not interested

Dear heart,ur job is 2 pump blood. If u fall in luv,u r on ur own

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. bashy and studio.

Gud one op, u got me cracking up, thou its funny but very true

^^ am glad i put smile on your face

^^ yes u did and i appreciate that.

Am glad and you wellcome

Oh, tnx for repeating d thread "answers to silly questions", atleast U reminded me of them and made me laff again. But the were 12 why didn't U copy the remaining 4?

^^In your center back pocket.
hehehe

you can put the rest 4 now i dont want to take the glory alone

d answers are correct infact u scur A n my course.



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