Sweden has officially recognized sex as a sport and is gearing up to host its inaugural sex competition next week. Participants in the championship will engage in sex sessions lasting up to six hours per day. The winners will be determined by a panel of judges, with audience influence also taken into account.

The European Sex Championship is scheduled to commence on June 8 and will span a period of six weeks. Participants will engage in sexual activities ranging from 45 minutes to one hour daily, depending on the duration of their matches.

Reports indicate that the audience will play a role in the decision-making process, observing various aspects of the sexual activities. Factors such as chemistry between partners, sexual knowledge, and endurance levels will be considered in determining the winners.

Interestingly, participants will also receive points based on their knowledge of the ancient Sanskrit scripture on sex and eroticism, the Kamasutra....


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Pandora no go last for 10 seconds if e compete

So many men will kick the bucket should tinubu allow this kind madness in Nigeria

Parachoko:

The same pandora his son is chilling in America

Parachoko:
Pandora no go last for 10 seconds if e compete

Parachoko:
Pandora no go last for 10 seconds if e compete

I want to register Jagaban for the competition. I want him to Bulaba those Europe girls

Evil in the guise of civilization.

Promotion of immorality brought down the old Roman Empire.

Just wait and see how chaste people will clap for this anathema.

Parachoko:
Pandora no go last for 10 seconds if e compete

Agbado will last for 58 hours if he compete.

What’s Wrong With Sex?
Is there anything wrong with two people coming together and just having sex — for fun — without first having an emotionally intimate relationship (assuming safe sex is practiced of course)?

I was raised to believe the answer to this is yes, that there is something wrong with it.

As a sophomore in high school, I had to write a school paper on why premarital sex was wrong. I did the assignment and regurgitated what I needed to get an A.

Privately I had doubts about what I was taught. And of course I went ahead and had premarital sex anyway, which turned out to be a lot of fun with no guilt or regret.

Looking back, I think I would have preferred to get an F on that assignment and had more fun instead.


Your sexual orientation does not define you
Today I see absolutely nothing wrong with having sex just for fun, as long as it’s done safely and consensually. I think those who feel that sex is wrong, dirty, or immoral are terribly repressed. I’ve never met a genuinely happy person that felt this way about sex. Perhaps if such people just got laid more often, they wouldn’t be so grumpy.

Prerequisites for Sex
What prerequisites do we actually need to engage in sex? A willing partner is really all that’s required. If you have a willing partner, you can have sex.

Serious rocket science here, eh?

Just to be clear, let’s assume your body and your partner’s body are physically capable of having sex as well.

All other rules, constraints, and requirements arise from social conditioning and are therefore unnecessary.

You don’t need to be married or in a committed relationship.

You don’t need to be dating.

You don’t need to be in love.

You don’t need an opposite-sex partner.

You don’t need to be exclusive with your partner.

Your partner doesn’t need to be exclusive with you.

You don’t need to be programmed in multiple techniques.

You don’t even need to have met the other person first.

All you need is consent

The rate at which lasciviousness is spreading is alarming.
Reorientate us again Lord.

I know two Obidient member wey dey Sweden 🇸🇪 dat will apply 4 d competition

Emeka nd Nancy sure 4 me

6 weeks of serious backing. That's good but water man will get tire ooo

Parachoko:
Pandora no go last for 10 seconds if e compete

Tinubu wey him preek don die since. Na Bayo and Gbaja dey help am wire madam

How can i join?

I know Tinubu's manhood get rise without help. No wonder why his wife was acting like a Hot b!tch in red chamber. Such disgrace.

END TIME COMPETITION
( SATANIC INVENTION)

Matthew 24:12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
Psalms 106:29 Thus they provoked him to anger with their inventions: and the plague brake in upon them.
Psalms 106:39 Thus were they defiled with their own works, and went a whoring with their own inventions.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Romans 1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

What am I still doing in Nigeria? How do I prequalify myself for this competition and what is the prize money for the winner?

Complete utter nonsense.

Europeans are extremely secular, hence this nonsense. Their aversion to religion is probably more pronounced in the Scandinavian countries where generous welfare services make them lack nothing so "don't need God"

They should make it World, just like FIFA world cup na.

Nigeria go win am If Benue Girls and Calabar Girls REPRESENT us.

Parachoko:
Pandora no go last for 10 seconds if e compete

BAT will not even have erection to start with.

I will say it. Endtime

Hoelujohn:

I want to register Jagaban for the competition. I want him to Bulaba those Europe girls

See this one.😏

Somebody that canNOT hold Biro properly.😕

U think it's a Cassava and AGBADO or Ewedu/Amala mulching competition?

I think they said it is we Africans who don't know anything except sex,If the same thing happen in Africa now,we will be hearing things like "Africans are backward"

Axis313:
I think they said it is we Africans who don't know anything except sex,If the same thing happen in Africa now,we will be hearing things like "Africans are backward"

Exactly. The thread would have been filled with people condemning and racially abusing ''the black man''.

Nigerians and their colonial mentality.

I go like participate o

Next, they will introduce gay sex competition.
SMH to a lost generation

Wen u don't have anything to worry about again

Abeg make them invite me, invite dam niggar slawomir, with jeon, iyaebe, jennyclay, sifiora 😋😋😋😋😋 me and dam niggar go share the largesse equally

tobechi74:
What’s Wrong With Sex?
Is there anything wrong with two people coming together and just having sex — for fun — without first having an emotionally intimate relationship (assuming safe sex is practiced of course)?

I was raised to believe the answer to this is yes, that there is something wrong with it.

As a sophomore in high school, I had to write a school paper on why premarital sex was wrong. I did the assignment and regurgitated what I needed to get an A.

Privately I had doubts about what I was taught. And of course I went ahead and had premarital sex anyway, which turned out to be a lot of fun with no guilt or regret.

Looking back, I think I would have preferred to get an F on that assignment and had more fun instead.


Your sexual orientation does not define you
Today I see absolutely nothing wrong with having sex just for fun, as long as it’s done safely and consensually. I think those who feel that sex is wrong, dirty, or immoral are terribly repressed. I’ve never met a genuinely happy person that felt this way about sex. Perhaps if such people just got laid more often, they wouldn’t be so grumpy.

Prerequisites for Sex
What prerequisites do we actually need to engage in sex? A willing partner is really all that’s required. If you have a willing partner, you can have sex.

Serious rocket science here, eh?

Just to be clear, let’s assume your body and your partner’s body are physically capable of having sex as well.

All other rules, constraints, and requirements arise from social conditioning and are therefore unnecessary.

You don’t need to be married or in a committed relationship.

You don’t need to be dating.

You don’t need to be in love.

You don’t need an opposite-sex partner.

You don’t need to be exclusive with your partner.

Your partner doesn’t need to be exclusive with you.

You don’t need to be programmed in multiple techniques.

You don’t even need to have met the other person first.

All you need is consent

Definitely not the Tobechi I know; there's no way on earth he'd have acquiesced to this madness by the Swedes.

Praxis758:
Evil in the guise of civilization.

Promotion of immorality brought down the old Roman Empire.

Just wait and see how chaste people will clap for this anathema.

Funny,how come your own "moral" African societies are the most underdeveloped in the world.
From Senegal to Gambia to Uganda,to Nigeria,down the whole black African region with their hypocrisy of being religious and carrying out biblical injunctions,underdevelopment,poverty and strife rule the continent.
Why has their morality not made them developed in even one single developmental indices?