Innobee99:
I'll be 33 this year but people might mistake me for a 24yr old guy.
When they see me and my wife who looks like a 19yr old girl, they'll think we're siblings

If they say you look 24 with this your display picture, I only wonder how old they'll say I am.

Maybe 15.

No dey play with your blokos, you look fvcking old man.

Omo same here, am in my early 30s, but look 24, Omo i start to sew native look to help me getting fatter recently, supplement and gym was not working, Omo i tire

All one needs to do is work on one's esteem.

Even actually young people that look their young age, but very troublesome are difficult to push around.

Age is in the mind, if you're too soft inside, it'll most times show on the exterior, if you're tough on the inside, your face would show it, thus making you look older than your age.

You just need to toughen up on the inside, and fvckerd would back off you.

FatimaAbubakar:
There is a moderator going around, hiding my comments. If I lay curse on you, you will end up in chains in the marketplace.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooool... Loooooooooooooooooooooooool...abeg Na...I don laugh tire... Loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Loloho am 45yrs but because of my look 18 to 25yrs old always like me, think I'm 28 to 29yrs I laf,

mediclife1987:


If they say you look 24 with this your display picture, I only wonder how old they'll say I am.

Maybe 15.

No dey play with your blokos, you look fvcking old man.

This is me and my wife. Maybe ur doctor needs to check ur eyes.


Most of u come with frustration on people's comment. No be tie ur hand go Vote Tinubu

FatimaAbubakar:
There is a moderator going around, hiding my comments. If I lay curse on you, you will end up in chains in the marketplace.

lol harsh

Aaaaarghmed:
The last girl I dated..when w started dating..she looked young.Along the line she grew older than me in the relationship.pple dey ask if na my elder sister

Even for your size you still have girl friend,nawa

You guys haven't seen me yet

Innobee99:
This is me and my wife. Maybe ur doctor needs to check ur eyes.


Most of u come with frustration on people's comment

what he said is true you look old

Beverages:


He made me laugh.. very funny post he got up there 😆 🤣 😂

You just join NL if you don't know. Mrcork

Our comedian that year, the guy get touch

I remember last month my mum sent me on an errand, which was basically to talk to a realtor about a new compound we were moving into.

after meeting the guys, there were 2 of them. one look at the other and said "da wannan yaron zamuyi magana? baka da yaya ne? Hajiya ya kamata tazo ko ta turo yayanshi" which TRANSLATES to so we are going to talk(negotiate) with this kid? don't you have a (elder) brother? You Mum should come or at least send your elder brother.

and mind you guys I am 24.
I even told the guys that I work with federal civil service. hahah... and the guy was like, okay fine. just go. I will talk with your Mum later.

that thing pained me oh... haha. from there I went straight to my girlfriend's house(her parents') and we both laughed it.

this is me yesterday... attached.

The MD in my PPA called all the admin staff including the serving corper for a meeting strictly the masculine because she have much regards and respect for all corper and also want us to learn to have a memorable year in the organisation on a sharp monday morning after the brief meeting the MD begins complimenting and castigating everyone jokingly only to say to me and i quote...Afolabi is like you're the youngest corper in this organisation currently and inside this room i was like this woman don fall my hand and funny enough i dey flirt with the secretary that i know am older than na so everyone begin see me as young boy...i was like this secretary will go and gist other female staff about me being told that am young even my roommate in the corpers lounge come dey reason me like his younger brother see wetin this woman cause but as guy man i dey check balance everyone thinking other wise about the MD limited data about me...At the end the woman was like how old are you am about saying 199* na so she say don't worry i will ask that personally ever since then she always call me her SON na so i become verbal adopted child to her.


Note:In the circle am older than 2 guys and age group with some of the other guy's but factually i get baby face but my height and pysique is better than others.

sirjoggy:
Na so I follow my girlfriend to where she want to rent house, the landlord see both of us and started shouting hey i don't want single mother in my house

Stawner16:



Yup, looking younger is a blessing. You’d get to appreciate it more when you get older

and you should always exercise to ice the cake...

Abolodje:
You’ll look so much younger when you got money and eating well, not when you’re hustling and struggling for your daily bread.

hand to mouth makes people age faster...

amigo1088:
I remember last month my mum sent me on an errand, which was basically to talk to a realtor about a new compound we were moving into.

after meeting the guys, there were 2 of them. one look at the other and said "da wannan yaron zamuyi magana? baka da yaya ne? Hajiya ya kamata tazo ko ta turo yayanshi" which TRANSLATES to so we are going to talk(negotiate) with this kid? don't you have a (elder) brother? You Mum should come or at least send your elder brother.

and mind you guys I am 24.


I even told the guys that I work with federal civil service. hahah... and the guy was like, okay fine. just go. I will talk with your Mum later.

that thing pained me oh... haha. from there I went straight to my girlfriend's house(her parents') and we both laughed it.

this is me yesterday... attached.

LOL... Amigo... Was up??..
Can we talk please....?
I will send you an email..
My email is olusolas168@gmail.com

Thanks

Naso girl wey I dey reason say na 23-5 years old she be, babe tell me say she be 38, I doubt am till babe show me her ID and birth cert.... I weak till today.

Naso I give up, I no toast again 😂

it's the weight of your pockets that matters nowadays

Ogbeni them dey whine you, you look old asf

Innobee99:
This is me and my wife. Maybe ur doctor needs to check ur eyes.


Most of u come with frustration on people's comment

MechanicMike:


So u are gay beecoz u attracted to slim men's like ECFF boss Bawawawa......corrrrect?...u relice u will be jail for 14years when police catch u?SHAME ON U SIR!!!((no oofencse))

When will you and kobojunkie quit trolling people in this forum?

You've old pass this man.

FatimaAbubakar:
There is a moderator going around, hiding my comments. If I lay curse on you, you will end up in chains in the marketplace.

Ok . . .Let me share my petite story. This one happened some years back, I owned a Mercedes ML350 SUV back then, A/C wasn't cooling at a point so I took it for fixing. After checking the car, the A/C technician looked at me and said . . ."Oya call oga tell am say the A/c get leakage, I go fix the leakage and put gas, the money na N22k anything oga talk make you let me know because I get another work for hand o" . . .One guy who already knew me was standing close by and he burst into uncontrollable laughter . . .I couldn't help but join him . . .It was this guy that was then telling him . . ."Na oga be this o . . .Na him get the motor o" ... I told him he should have waited for me to negotiate as oga's boy to get a reduction on the cost before revealing to him ...The life no balance ;N**ga didn't think I could afford a Benz because of my body size!

sirjoggy:
Na so I follow my girlfriend to where she want to rent house, the landlord see both of us and started shouting hey i don't want single mother in my house

Ernerstdavid55:
bro are u in Lagos

no, benin

That's why I normally wear native attire since last year till date.
I'm in my early 30's but look more like an early 20's dude.

I'm not bothered about that though.

Cantona05:
People still call my wife fine girl at 45, after 3 oh.angry okada riders will say go and park your papa car.but I love it.

now this funny. Couldnt hold the laugh where i was buying bread and noodles.

SmallDick99:
If you're now coursed without beards then you might be offered a feeding bottle

Edoziesmart:

When will you and kobojunkie quit trolling people in this forum?

You've old pass this man.

brother am knew to nairaland sir. i only juss join over a months. who did i troll anybody and how? where? when? do u no me from some where sir?(no oofeinsce)

Innobee99:
This is me and my wife. Maybe ur doctor needs to check ur eyes.


Most of u come with frustration on people's comment

your babe look 22 but you look 42

Innobee99:
This is me and my wife. Maybe ur doctor needs to check ur eyes.


Most of u come with frustration on people's comment

Your daughter, sorry wife looks 19 but you 24?

Nah!!!

You must have been deceived by a native doctor, cos you look 42

Very old tin