obataala:

Chenkes ma-a c u 1st.
E tey,i don dey rizin u. U 2 get styl oboi your movement nor easy o, or na your biuti na go say i nor lyk?, u carri. Evri abt u dey trip me die. I nor dey fit sleep if i nor tink abt u & dream of u & na so e go do me lyk say dem dey ride horse inside my belle,notin sweat reach am. I nor kn hw angel dey b, but, u b my own angel, your angelic voice dey kil mi, your smell dey remind mi of paradise,your smile na sunshine,baby no angel lyk u, u nor get 2nd. I luv u die,i fit kil mysef because of u,u just dey plait my dada your luv pass maleria 4 my body i dey even dey ask mysef whether i dey ok, but na your luv dey do me so. I 2 luv u, mo dey 2geda u go b my juliet i go b your romeo, we go mk our own luv story. U b d apple of my iyz,com b d cure 4 my craze. I go mk u d queen of my heart, na u i go guard,protect & serve. I no go let u go if u nor bless me o!,so bless mi wit your luv & na u i go show my mama.

xterra2:

OP dis thread funny well well make i come add my own

"hey babe, u be boko haram ? because u don bomb my heart " Make sure u no dey too close, if she hear boko haram she fit fire you one slap

" hey babe, as i see you waka pass me, e be lyk sey na win because u don blow my mind finish "

Esin waju:

omo if i see you far away away my heart dey go jigi jigi jigi bam bam and if you fit gbenu si mi lenu meeen you go set me on fire,

Woke4all: Guy:  O baby Hw your own be?

Girl: wettin happen?

Guy: you don just forget me na na na?  It's wa 4 you o,

Girl: please i dont know you. Don't vex

Guy: Na me u giv numba inside bus nana o.

Girl: oh, no vex abeg.

Guy: no wahala just dat i mistakenly delete am just na so call dis line make i save am again +123456789

Girl: dials +123456789

Guy: no qualms na.

Girl: ok

Guy: Na nkechi abi?

Girl: you don just forget my name too. I be Joy na

tiniyata: fine giaaal, na u make me waka sotey people wey see me for road think say i de craze, but e no koncine me. since i see you for dat moto pak d orda day, na so so u i com de see eviryday evin for my nightmare. ehn wetin com make me de purshu u be say, i like u verry wear, and if u no gree for me, i fit craze o! since u don make me kolo already. see ur fine fine leg, see fine fine teet wey wite finish like emzur paracitamol. u com get iyanga smile wey de make dis my head do dada for you. chai baby u two fine. see as u de smile for me, ewoo! na me be dis. wetin b dat ur swit name self baby? i know se e no go pass lovina. i go call u lata ehn becos dis ur ogbonge chape tel me say ur numba end wit 8

Ranoscky: Babe, anytime I see your face, my heart go start to scatter. After i check am, na u be my desire. I no dey tell u dis b'cos I wan dey talkam, I dey tel u dis based on say na so I dey feel am, and I need am. so make u try to understand my point of view. Day and nite, infact, I just dey think of u! Na u I want, and na u I need. Na u dey make me cry, na u gan sef dey make me laff, haha. D main good way na just to dey see. just maka the simple fact say na u I need. I need u pass d way jamba man need a bag of weed, so forget d other niggas. Babe, b'cos na u I want, and na wetin dem go do? I go chase u even sef u run enter your father shoe. Na u be 1st, make u forget about the rest. Anytime wey I see u, na so my love go just dey manifest! Na u be the person wey dey give my heart pleasure. Anytime wey I sight u, I jus dey see my personal treasure. D one wey dey shack me pass, na the way wey u dey call me horney, and I swear to anlla say na only u go chop my money. So babe recognise, and try to realise say the way wey u dey shack me sef, e be like say I dey hipnotized, yes! Na u I wanting, and na u I needy. All u gat to do okpeke, na to follow my lead!

Mr..Cork:
we spek english grammmar here in London!!***

Mr..Cork:
we spek english grammmar here in London!!***

REALITY101: What in the name of wrinkled pusssy is this? Where's the stewpid jay bee ass to move this ish. Oh not a thread by reality. . asscracker