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My Story by ojez101(m): 2:40pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend n I had been dating 4 over a year, n so we decided 2 get married. There was only one little thing , bothering me,It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father- in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is:, Always keep your CONDOM in the Car , I was actually going to get my condom |
Re: My Story by slimyem: 2:43pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
stale story! |
Re: My Story by Andrew3(m): 2:48pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Re: My Story by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
was that suppose to be some kinda joke cos it really is funny . |
Re: My Story by omega25red(m): 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
slimyem:very very stale story the poster is also a liar |
Re: My Story by dealordea(m): 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Have read this before, Please move to the joke section MOD. |
Re: My Story by Ranoscky(m): 3:13pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Lol @ thread. Me likey! |
Re: My Story by mashnino(m): 3:15pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
liar |
Re: My Story by Nobody: 3:51pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
@ Thread: Dumb Lame Cahooting Gallivanting idiosyncratic Bullshitology! End of. . . . . . |
Re: My Story by MrCork17: 3:54pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
sexkillz: sexkillz. You gayy albino. how can u understand the thread when you have reading issues? |
Re: My Story by Ranoscky(m): 4:29pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:Lool. I cant fit shout, abeg! |
Re: My Story by emofine(f): 11:30pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
lol at this story whether true or false |
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