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Recipe: How To Make Love by mufuteeeee(m): 9:06am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Recipe: How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 soft, warm mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. 1 Like |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love by Ajibel(m): 9:30am On Oct 14, 2011 |
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Re: Recipe: How To Make Love by ATMC(f): 10:27am On Nov 15, 2013 |
mufuteeeee: Recipe: How To Make Love |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love by britneykyute(f): 12:42am On Nov 17, 2013 |
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