Boy:Some silly girls will say they re on their period during feb 14th,i swear they will never see the period again!

Girl, Am very sure some eediot guyz will say they re havin ATM problem like(issue switch,unable to dispense cash or out of service)such guys wont be able to bleep for the d of their life again,e.g(Dani1luv,Ben-10,Donkollione,Bin-Gbagbo,Bunmiogun,Mikuz etc).

But i trust NJPC guyz(Sutoboy,stales,Ekeroyal etc)

U dey vex ooo!

Er. Poster e get wetin i dey find 4 hia




the joke!

u get am now shebi na u,i trust you

@suto

wetin b val day ?

na my mama wedding day now

Suto's d man

Hmmn

ekeroyal i see u jere

SMD for u poster. . . (D for  D1ck Donkoline)



You need help

Is this a joke or an advert?

Kinezeala:

Is this a joke or an advert?

it depends on what side you are, just declare ur variable then'll tell u what it is

Kinezeala:

Is this a joke or an advert?

now u got a reply by a lovely member of NPJC

Lol,
na this thread impelled me to join sef.

ahahaha are you serious?


good one bro!pay respect to old guyz in the building!


our mission is to make a sensible Joke than our other rival PROJAN



though they re great and lovely peeps

but we can show them we re superior!

great and lovely peeps?
Suto who are you?
Na wa o!
Mtchew!!
Imagine Nuhu Ribadu complimenting Goodluck Jonathan.
Guy you are a joke!
This your group sef!!

lol u don dey fear?


we no dey fear oh!

here's one more for those valentine's day freak

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I bought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see,
I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean, $300?"

fear for wetin.
No be you dey fear.
You just dey busy dey hail your rivals!

ekeroyal:

here's one more for those valentine's day freak

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I bought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see,
I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean, $300?"

He he. Two can play that game.

ARareGem:

He he. Two can play that game.

You can be sure dear

Nice joke, ekeroyal.

booqee:

Nice joke, ekeroyal.

hmmmm, finally Booqee's giving a nice remark for my joke. WoohooooO! Tnx a million, hope nobody slaughters me for this.

^ when did i ever condemn ur jokes?? I only complain on dry jokes.

my love i dont think he meant you directly having been making condemning remarks about his jokes.
He's just carried away that a pretty lady like you is liking his thread and thats all.
E no easy na.
Oya come to bed make we ***** night don come jor.

I see u guys
Weldone

Npjc guys no dey carry last like those olodo for projan

Fly guys
No stopping

booqee:

^ when did i ever condemn ur jokes?? I only complain on dry jokes.

Hello mylady, we ain't fighting am just em trying to say you gave me a thumbs up here. That's kwel ya knw, in fact am feeling the ambiance of you likeability in here. #happydays.

Kinezeala:

my love i dont think he meant you directly having been making condemning remarks about his jokes.
He's just carried away that a pretty lady like you is liking his thread and thats all.
E no easy na.
Oya come to bed make we ***** night don come jor.

You're so corrupt, don't understand your mission in NL. Besides, we don't need you anymore here to interfere with our unequivocal language of humour for the betterment of our faithful, respectful, adorable fans who throw in their criticism constructively without animosity.

skales:

I see u guys
Weldone

Npjc guys no dey carry last like those olodo for projan

Fly guys
No stopping

YW bro., we always keep the candle burning.
~~PEace brethrens, it's another day~~

ok Eke stay on ya lane then.
Mind your business.
And i'll mind mine.

Kinezeala:

ok Eke stay on ya lane then.
Mind your business.
And i'll mind mine.

No shit man, just be yourself and do your thing.

yeah.
Dont post in my thread and i wont post in yours.
Dont ever refer anything to me again
And i'll do the same.
Just pretend i never existed.

hey stop dat mehn!

re u talking to ur fellow NPJC?


we no dey do that!

we re one!

I dey laff oo. . .