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Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by dre11(m): 1:27pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) has stated that 76.7 per cent of Nigerians are employed in the first quarter of 2023. The bureau, which…
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Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by EbolaTinubu: 1:32pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Fools 131 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by festacman(m): 1:33pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
What this means: If you spend at least 1 hour to analyse football matches and than place a bet, take a bow, because you are not unemployed. If you spend at least 1 hour to pose as a sexy lady online to chat with men, obtain their nudes and blackmail them, keep working hard because Nigeria regards you as gainfully employed. If you spend at least 1 hour bombing formats out from your lappy, be happy because even though EFCC is unhappy about your activities NBS is happy you are employed. If you spend at least 1 hour on hook-ups with a man, take a bow, you are contributing to the Nigeria's GDP. If you spend at least 1 hour on X (Twitter) to drive impressions, take a bow, you are gainfully employed. If you are among the people who spend at least 1 hour to watch movies online for money, repost porn works of porn artistes for money, etc., rejoice because you are not part of unemployed statistics in Nigeria. Alleluia somebody, Nigerian economy is booming. 303 Likes 25 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by JJfrank22(m): 1:35pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Chaiiiii This country will not kill me Where is the employment na I'm wondering if I am the cause of this unemployment ( either too dull or having a low IQ) that I can't find a good work to do Or the government hasn't done well enough to provide a good working environment and has refused to give us good jobs without greasing the palms of those in charge of the recruitment Abeg let me manage my 70k teaching job with suffering and smiling 56 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Benjaniblinks(m): 1:46pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Is it for the ministers or senators 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by strenghtt: 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Very soon they will tell the world that 90% Nigerians are rich because they can afford to eat once a day. Nonsense!!!! These people have completely ran out of idea to fix this country. Citizens you are on your own !!! 138 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by sofeo(m): 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Imagine what a country has been reduced to?. 53 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by ValarDoharis: 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
APC came to kill, steal and destroy! 60 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Kobojunkiee: 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
WoW.... 1 Share
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Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Charlatans trying to be clever by half 17 Likes |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Kukutente23: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Abi Zombies dey there 5 Likes |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Geminiivory: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
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Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by vizboy(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Once they want to lie they start looking for things to cover up. Publish in Our Journal for Free 4 Likes |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Tokskob2008: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Craze people 2 Likes |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by joelbooks: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
People that work one hour make and contribute more than those that waste hours at work tweeting and gossiping on Nairaland 5 Likes |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by UnfairLife7(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Nigeria is a cursed nation from day one 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by wordproof: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
If you have the means, please leave now Even if u are earning 2million per month in Nigeria, find a way pack ur bags and leave. The worst is yet to come in this Tinubu's administration. Black shall become white and white will be turned to black. 22 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by sleek214(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
😂😂😂😂. No wonder unemployment dropped by 4.1%> Mad ooo 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Theama(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Lol... Boom! a major achievement High rate of unemployment has been reduced(technically ) 27 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Skillsnigeria: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Hmmm |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Hollyharjii: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
No need to read the details cause it already contains a misleading/misinformation/miscalculation and any mis... Little they said unemployment rate has fallen to 4.3% 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Caspry5: 1:49pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
I believe Nigeria is a comic relief network for God and His angels when they want to laugh because these things are not adding up again. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Viccur(m): 1:49pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
I don't even know what say than to smh and pouting in disgust 11 Likes |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Tntsi: 1:49pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
These ones have taken wraps of agbado white substance. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by omoadeleye(m): 1:49pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
; Savage reply |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Femisol(m): 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
I feel like crying for myself right now 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by UnfairLife7(m): 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Higherthan:Emilokan doesn't know if you exist. Keep asslicking him jare. Arindin omo 38 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Jokerman(m): 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Lol.... 🤣🤣🤣 |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by reiddecuti: 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Every government ministries, departments, agencies and parastatals are going crazy simple because Nigerian government is crazy. Always provoking Nigerians with their utterance, action and inaction. Why haven't this nation burned? Cos what these people do is more than enough to burn down a nation. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by greatiyk4u(m): 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
Tinubu miraculous propaganda He added that reduction has nothing to do with the government’s effort in terms of policy direction or creating jobs or the private sector creating more jobs. 5 Likes 1 Share |
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