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Shoking Divorce Letter by fdigital(m): 12:39pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
SHOKING BUT BEST DIVORCE LETTER FROM MR ZIGGI TO HIS WIFE Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. , Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPLY FROM WIFE Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone, Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem! now WTF |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by fdigital(m): 12:50pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
whats ur take on this!!! |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by OAM4J: 2:19pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by babyme1(f): 2:48pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
;DPoor guy |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by uche13: 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
simply hilarious! |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by fdigital(m): 5:39pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
uche13: OAM4J:funny huh |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by Basildon1(m): 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
nice |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by maclatunji: 2:00pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
This is a joke! No way it happened in reality! |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by ronkebp(f): 2:57pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
HAVING A BIG LAUGH, |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by slimyem: 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
*rolling down the stairs while laughing my a$$ off* |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by Odunnu: 7:15pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Lol. Nice one |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by fdigital(m): 7:24pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
maclatunji: maclatunji: nah. .it happened real but fictional. .lol |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by Nobody: 9:25pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Hehehe! |
Re: Shoking Divorce Letter by kantiyokGwana: 4:03pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
Lol! Nice one. |
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