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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by SWATMan: 10:01am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink


Brains and not brawn will rule the 21st century. Empty brain, why is DRC the most resources endowed nation in Africa not experiecing your hallucinations inspired write up? That why you are an idler fantasizing on irrelevant matter.
Lithium ko, Californium ni
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Goldenchyke(m): 10:23am On Sep 28, 2023
Wutinky:





That dude is mentally challenged .... heard about him many years ago on another forum



Sorry!
You don't know me.
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 6:43pm On Sep 28, 2023
seunmsg:


Interesting write up 🤣🤣🤣


😂
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 6:52pm On Sep 28, 2023
SWATMan:



Brains and not brawn will rule the 21st century. Empty brain, why is DRC the most resources endowed nation in Africa not experiecing your hallucinations inspired write up? That why you are an idler fantasizing on irrelevant matter.
Lithium ko, Californium ni

Is Mathematics so hard for you IPOB peabrains?

DRC doesn’t have even 5 trillion worth of minerals.

This thread stated 500 trillion USD.

The thing about that kind of money is that it is enough to clear all impediments to development, including corruption, inefficiency, nepotism etc.

How much do you want to steal?

It is scarcity of money that makes you notice corruption.

UAE corruption is stratospheric. Their leaders own mansions in Hollywood! But there’s zero poverty in UAE because they have just 9 million people with three times Nigeria’s oil and gas deposits and daily exports.

If Nigeria strikes that sort of untold wealth, it would be the exact same.

And your IPOB terrorist leaders would plead for forgiveness and claim Hausas are their long lost brothers!

They will say it was the devil that deceived them into fighting for secession.
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by SWATMan: 7:55pm On Sep 28, 2023
Rossikk:


Is Mathematics so hard for you IPOB peabrains?

DRC doesn’t have even 5 trillion worth of minerals.

This thread stated 500 trillion USD.

The thing about that kind of money is that it is enough to clear all impediments to development, including corruption, inefficiency, nepotism etc.

How much do you want to steal?

It is scarcity of money that makes you notice corruption.

UAE corruption is stratospheric. Their leaders own mansions in Hollywood! But there’s zero poverty in UAE because they have just 9 million people with three times Nigeria’s oil and gas deposits and daily exports.

If Nigeria strikes that sort of untold wealth, it would be the exact same.

And your IPOB terrorist leaders would plead for forgiveness and claim Hausas are their long lost brothers!

They will say it was the devil that deceived them into fighting for secession.

@ the bolded shows you lack content and not worth the stress Olodo.

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