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Tea Joke by Maisuya1: 10:30am On Oct 26, 2011
U probably have seen these some where, but with the dry jokes been posted here lately, I think we need a refresher,

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me with a simple question.
 
Question : What drink would you like to have, ?
Answer   : Tea please
 
Then,
Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer   :  Ceylon tea
 
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer   : white
 
Question : Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer   : With milk
 
Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk?
Answer   : With cow's milk please.
 
Question : Friezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer   : Uhm, I'll just take it black.
 
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer   : With sugar
 
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer   : Cane sugar
 
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer   : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
 
Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer   : Mineral water
 
Question : Flavored or non-flavored, sparkling or non?
Answer   : I think I'll just die of thirst
Re: Tea Joke by NnamdiN: 11:44am On Oct 26, 2011
ok
Re: Tea Joke by koligs: 11:53am On Oct 26, 2011
seen
Re: Tea Joke by mikuz(m): 12:57pm On Oct 26, 2011
Ok rest in peace.
Re: Tea Joke by Ajibel(m): 11:12pm On Oct 26, 2011
Jokes rating -0%
Re: Tea Joke by Nobody: 11:34pm On Oct 28, 2011
Ajibel get out with ur silly jokes rating
Re: Tea Joke by Ajibel(m): 2:37am On Oct 29, 2011
AwgliEbony mentality rating 6.021%

I was fair enough
Re: Tea Joke by Nobody: 9:15pm On Oct 29, 2011
Get out
Re: Tea Joke by Dabss(m): 6:47pm On Nov 01, 2011
Ajibel:

AwgliEbony mentality rating 6.021%

I was fair enough
lol
On offence.
Re: Tea Joke by Agybabe(f): 6:56pm On Nov 01, 2011
I swear that joke really got me rolling on the floor and laughing till my sibling kept silent to look at their laughing sister. 90% rated. I try o.

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