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Adedibu Is Recruiting by lightest(m): 10:26am On Mar 21, 2008 |
please, send your cv |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 11:01am On Mar 21, 2008 |
are u his PA? |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by ayusman16(m): 11:05am On Mar 21, 2008 |
Na his mistress. How can u allow that amala eating Chief to hump sweatly on u! |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by lightest(m): 11:07am On Mar 21, 2008 |
sorry profile error corrected. i know him middle man |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by naijastyle: 11:22am On Mar 21, 2008 |
oh! so now you're doing him and his middle man. |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 12:00pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
ayusman whats up, where dem iteun, folly, clem, saucekid ,tyty.sauce dey? and i wanna eat turkey ooo |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by lightest(m): 12:07pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
uhm omo onje, na free food you find come |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 12:23pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
@lightest u have to ask how we run things b4 u conclude that i like food |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by kronkykay(m): 12:41pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
adedibu recruiting? na wah oh. . . . . . . is he trying to get pple to die with him? make im quietly dey chop im amala dey sweat under im nose, . . . . . . |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by ayusman16(m): 12:42pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
delib: My guy. how u dey? Ituen, him dey polish my shoes after washing the dishes Folly, dey clean my gutter Clem. hmmm! u dont want to know what she's doing right now? Saucekid, he very busy washing my newest ride Tyty, damn! that babe can cook! Guess where she is? |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 12:52pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
kitchen? |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by gilgee(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
ayusman16: Anusman Charap joh!! Nobi Clem and tyty You see cuz they are right here in . .ed with me. Oh I forget sey na dream you dey so. **Pours pepper paste in his mouth and he wakes up from his dream. Anusman the joseph of our time** |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 12:58pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
waassup gill? longest time, its ur main man delib mis ya die |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by gilgee(m): 1:17pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
Delib my brother I bam. Na school hold me oooo. men e no easy, man just dey read like mumu. Anything you see you grab read like Wole Soyinka. . . thank God sef sey I never run mad. So how have you been? |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 1:27pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
@gil, am doing good, just take it easy, u no go run mad . . . thats if u put my words into considerations uh? |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by kayowalemi(m): 1:44pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
I beg send me the address that will recieve the CV, I need that job badly. My salary? Don't worry, Amala and Gbegiri will just do me fine. If I loss that job because you refuse to send me the address, my skills will first of all be used against you, I know your house. Kayo |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by ayusman16(m): 2:17pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
gilgee: Na the counterfeit Clem and Tyty dey with u? So u still never finish secondary school after the 9th trial? Na wao! |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 2:19pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
word. . . damn |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by Jids(m): 2:19pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
ayusman16: hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm what a job. Recruiting terro/area boys? Disciples like OBJ said |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by gilgee(m): 2:26pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
Anusman you think sey E easy? As some parts of my brain don dey rust so, I need grab everything. And I still insist oo, na you carry counter cuz me and Clem juz drink Zobo finish now now. @ Delib ]No mind them, them wan make I go form my own pirate with anger so. But wetin man go do na? We pass them. Even though we no even sabi wetin dem dey talk, na just to puff one wrap of ganjamanju and follow them dey respond Amen Amen. . . asll join. |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by delib: 2:27pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
jids, who ar u @gil i get u point man |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by gilgee(m): 4:14pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
Na so |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by lokwe(m): 5:23pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
@ nAIJASTYLE NA WA TO U OOOOO! |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by naijastyle: 6:44pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
na wa to you too oooooooooo! |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by ituen(m): 8:02am On Mar 22, 2008 |
Adedibu is recruiting - Why didnt he go to The National Tribune to advertise? Abi na Netwrok Marketin eim dey do @Ayusman I don polish your bathroom Slippers. Oya wear am with your Suit, make u dey go Obalende park cos u don late for work |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by kronkykay(m): 9:04am On Mar 22, 2008 |
give it up to anusman. . . the king of the touts! *clap. . . clap . . . . clap* |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by gilgee(m): 11:03am On Mar 22, 2008 |
Anus man na professional agberu wey get certification in agberumatics and toutic studies. |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by nightnurse(f): 1:01pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
Curriculum Vitae Nightnurse Abagananwanyi Ezebubedikedieberediomimi 21, Otanpa Street, One-hand-sharp-sharp Road, +0801234456789, 01-4196969 nightnurseabagana@nairaland.com Personal Data: Date concieved: Feb. 14th (midnight) Date of birth: 1st October 1960 Place of birth: Air Religion: chris-mus-trad Nationality: Liberia State of Origin: Sunaki Institutions Attended with dates: 1. Federal University of bla bla bla, Kuviki 1980 2. Igario ni si gi gbuo You-turn College, Liberia 192000 3. Ara dara ada-adachala Primary School, Sunaki 20012 Educational Qualifications: 1. 1st Class in Bla Bla Bla Management 2. KBTLTWB (Kill n Bury The Long Thing Without Bone) 3. ATNL Work Experience: 1. Nairaland Group 1980 - 20012 Job Descriptions: Ctrl C + Ctrl V 2. Ituen Int'l Nig. Plc Job Title - Osodiegbu Job Description: Ctrl S + Ctrl F Hobbies: 1. Enjoying Ituen's bla bla bla 2. Finding out the latest bla bla positions in town 3. Chuping off under sized bla blas Language Spoken: Kuvikian, blablaish and pidgeon References: a. Chief Mr., Barr., Dr., Rev., Gen. Ituen Greeback Chairman/CEO Ituen Int'l Nig. Plc 08041969696969 b. Mrs. Clemsy Miggnis HOD Federal University of bla bla bla 0809696696996 NB: desperately waiting for his excellency's positive consideration. |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by kronkykay(m): 1:16pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
chai. . . . . .see qualifikazion u are hired! u can start immediately! GBAM! |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by gilgee(m): 1:33pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
But she must come for interview na. Those qualifications no give am the work oo. We must test her blablacological skills. |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by ituen(m): 1:52pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
You too like test something See my wife CV pack full 5 fullscaps sheet and ur telling her come for test? |
Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by kronkykay(m): 2:03pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
after the test. . . . .who go annouce the result naa coz i know say gilgee no go survive the test wey im wan perform. . . . nightie. . . u don get the job. . . .u fit start work immediately |
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