please, send your cv

are u his PA?

Na his mistress. How can u allow that amala eating Chief to hump sweatly on u!

sorry profile error corrected. i know him middle man

oh! so now you're doing him and his middle man.

ayusman whats up, where dem iteun, folly, clem, saucekid ,tyty.sauce dey? and i wanna eat turkey ooo

uhm omo onje, na free food you find come

@lightest u have to ask how we run things b4 u conclude that i like food

adedibu recruiting?

na wah oh. . . . . . . is he trying to get pple to die with him?

make im quietly dey chop im amala dey sweat under im nose, . . . . . .

delib:

ayusman whats up, where them iteun, folly, clem, saucekid ,tyty.sauce dey? and i want to eat turkey ooo

My guy. how u dey?

<sub>Ituen, him dey polish my shoes after washing the dishes

Folly, dey clean my gutter

Clem. hmmm! u dont want to know what she's doing right now?

Saucekid, he very busy washing my newest ride

Tyty, damn! that babe can cook! Guess where she is?</sub>

kitchen?

waassup gill? longest time, its ur main man delib mis ya die

Delib my brother I bam.
Na school hold me oooo. men e no easy, man just dey read like mumu.
Anything you see you grab read like Wole Soyinka. . . thank God sef sey I never run mad.

So how have you been?

@gil, am doing good, just take it easy, u no go run mad . . . thats if u put my words into considerations uh?

gilgee:


Anusman Charap joh!!

Nobi Clem and tyty You see because they are right here in . .ed with me.

Oh I forget sey na dream you dey so.


**Pours pepper paste in his mouth and he wakes up from his dream. Anusman the joseph of our time**

Na the counterfeit Clem and Tyty dey with u?

So u still never finish secondary school after the 9th trial? Na wao!

word. . . damn

ayusman16:

Na the counterfeit Clem and Tyty dey with u?

So u still never finish secondary school after the 9th trial? Na wao!

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm what a job.

Recruiting terro/area boys? Disciples like OBJ said

Anusman you think sey E easy? As some parts of my brain don dey rust so, I need grab everything.

And I still insist oo, na you carry counter cuz me and Clem juz drink Zobo finish now now.

@ Delib

]No mind them, them wan make I go form my own pirate with anger so. But wetin man go do na? We pass them.
Even though we no even sabi wetin dem dey talk, na just to puff one wrap of ganjamanju and follow them dey respond Amen Amen. . . asll join.

jids, who ar u

@gil i get u point man

Na so

@ nAIJASTYLE
NA WA TO U OOOOO!

na wa to you too oooooooooo!

Adedibu is recruiting - Why didnt he go to The National Tribune to advertise? Abi na Netwrok Marketin eim dey do

@Ayusman
I don polish your bathroom Slippers.

Oya wear am with your Suit, make u dey go Obalende park cos u don late for work

give it up to anusman. . . the king of the touts!

*clap. . . clap . . . . clap*

Anus man na professional agberu wey get certification in agberumatics and toutic studies.

Curriculum Vitae

                               Nightnurse Abagananwanyi Ezebubedikedieberediomimi
                                       21, Otanpa Street, One-hand-sharp-sharp Road,
                                                    +0801234456789, 01-4196969
                                                nightnurseabagana@nairaland.com

Personal Data:           

Date concieved:                                   Feb. 14th (midnight)
Date of birth:                                       1st October 1960
Place of birth:                                       Air
Religion:                                               chris-mus-trad
Nationality:                                           Liberia
State of Origin:                                     Sunaki

Institutions Attended with dates:
1.   Federal University of bla bla bla, Kuviki                  1980
2.   Igario ni si gi gbuo You-turn College, Liberia             192000
3.   Ara dara ada-adachala Primary School, Sunaki      20012

Educational Qualifications:
1.   1st Class in Bla Bla Bla Management
2.   KBTLTWB (Kill n Bury The Long Thing Without Bone)
3.   ATNL

Work Experience:
1.     Nairaland Group      1980 - 20012
        Job Descriptions:     Ctrl C + Ctrl V

2.     Ituen Int'l Nig. Plc
        Job Title           -        Osodiegbu
        Job Description:        Ctrl S + Ctrl F

Hobbies:
1.   Enjoying Ituen's bla bla bla
2.   Finding out the latest bla bla positions in town
3.   Chuping off under sized bla blas

Language Spoken:
Kuvikian, blablaish and pidgeon

References:
a.   Chief Mr., Barr., Dr., Rev., Gen. Ituen Greeback
      Chairman/CEO
      Ituen Int'l Nig. Plc
      08041969696969

b.   Mrs. Clemsy Miggnis
      HOD
      Federal University of bla bla bla
      0809696696996


NB: desperately waiting for his excellency's positive consideration.

chai. . . . . .see qualifikazion

u are hired!

u can start immediately!

GBAM!

But she must come for interview na.

Those qualifications no give am the work oo. We must test her blablacological skills.

You too like test something

See my wife CV pack full 5 fullscaps sheet and ur telling her come for test?

after the test. . . . .who go annouce the result naa

coz i know say gilgee no go survive the test wey im wan perform. . . .

nightie. . . u don get the job. . . .u fit start work immediately