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The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by dani1luv: 5:27pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!! On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter 'U' was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'. That was all the officer-in- charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!" Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" N100 to his newly found "preacher". "End of service go in peace and argue no more", said the OC. |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by oderemo(m): 5:33pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
You try for your joke sha its all gud. I like that. 6 over 10 |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by dani1luv: 5:36pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
was that a comment from ode remo? |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Nobody: 6:33pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Dani help me Rectify ooo |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by oderemo(m): 7:20pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
If a joke is good there is nothing you can do about it. That joke is coool carry go johhh. |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by iotama22: 7:31pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
dani1luv: VERY FUNNY! ZANK U 4 SHARING! |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by tonyfred(m): 8:09pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
seeing it be4, but very funny. |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by nanidee(f): 8:10pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Not funny |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by MrBones2(m): 8:27pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Abeg no break my neck with your stale joke . Post properly |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Ajibel(m): 8:31pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Its a bit okay joke |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Agybabe(f): 9:06pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
@op nice one |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
nice |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by dani1luv: 12:27pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Mr. Bones, those who would understand this joke are those who read their bibles, so duhhh, u gat a lotta reading to do, Mtcheeewww |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Nobody: 12:52pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Dani u need not reply the Pagan |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Nobody: 12:29am On Nov 05, 2011 |
El Guapo: |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by MrBones2(m): 12:56pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
dani1luv: Look at dis guy oh! You no sabi say i be bishop sef. Just said the joke is 95yrs and written in a bad form El Guapo: Wey ur father remain for me, abi? |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by dani1luv: 12:42pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
[size=11Pt]LOL[/size] |
Re: The Story of A Pastor and A Police Man by Nobody: 1:23pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
since 2011 |
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