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A Drunkard @ The Bar by seaman104(m): 1:06pm On Nov 01, 2011
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by seaman104(m): 3:16pm On Nov 01, 2011
hummmmm
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by Agybabe(f): 3:20pm On Nov 01, 2011
lmao.
The drunkard never knew he was going to the same bar. Little wonders!
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by sirp2007: 5:47pm On Nov 01, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by Dabss(m): 6:31pm On Nov 01, 2011
Lol nice
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by seaman104(m): 11:30am On Nov 02, 2011
No mind d man e don shayo too much,
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by SIlknSteel(f): 1:00pm On Nov 02, 2011
grin This really is funny. Thanks Poster
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by Ajibel(m): 2:34am On Nov 03, 2011
*Snöres after reading*
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by seaman104(m): 10:53am On Nov 03, 2011
my pleasure @ silknsteel, u r mouthed
smiley
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by Nobody: 10:45pm On Nov 03, 2011
nice one
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by seaman104(m): 12:25pm On Nov 09, 2011
Thanks @ pretiebonny
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by Judek2(m): 12:40pm On Nov 09, 2011
U try small grin
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by dani1luv: 12:43pm On Nov 09, 2011
hehe cheesy ,
Re: A Drunkard @ The Bar by seaman104(m): 12:48pm On Nov 10, 2011
Thanks @ judek @ dani yeahhh

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