Aah so am alive! Thank God! I slept while watching Juma attacking the white hauz, and NEPA took light and i 4GOT TO turn off d player! Gush! At midnite when they give back the light, as loud as it
was,there were gunshots , i grabd ma pillow,
jump under the bed thinking of wat to do, few
second later i heard 'open this door or i will bomb
it' i fink he wil allowed me to just talk but i heard a
loud sound BAMMMM! I ALMOST faintd, i thought i
was dead! At a moment I Heard a footstep in ma
room, i grabd ma breathe and everything just
stop! Lol it was mum that came to my room and
off the DVD player! DAMN IT WAS LAST MEMORY
OF THE MOVIE 24 I WAS WATCHING! DAMN IT
JACK BAUER! AM A HERO ANYWAY FOR
SURVIVING THE BOMB BLAST. HAHAHAHAHA.

You try

abi

Lol.

Cant fault your joke at all.
First tym i slept @ akowonjo estate in lagos yrs back, didnt know the planes take off/land that close. Anyway @ 4am in the morning this faithful day , i shouted out loud enuff to wake everyone thinking one plane had landed on the roof.

Dry

See him mouth, shouting dry. Wats wet then.
Dry ko dry ni.

funny!

Hehe

Yawns @op

funny