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Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by MindHacker9009(m): 10:43am On Jan 09
Why do Jesus followers like to speak in fake thongs when Jesus christ said they will pick up snakes and it will not harm them? Time to start picking up snakes instead of speaking in fake thongs.

Mark 16:17,18
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues (Like Japanese);
18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all”
Re: Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by madegreatbygrace(m): 11:11am On Jan 09
What does it mean to pick up snakes?
Re: Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by MindHacker9009(m): 1:13pm On Jan 09
What does it mean to speak in thongs?
Re: Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by KnownUnknown: 2:05pm On Jan 09
MindHacker9009:
What does it mean to speak in thongs?

Same thing it means to speak in bikini. Nevertheless, why don’t you make like the Hebrew terrorist Moses and go split a body of water to drown some people. Or maybe tell your Hebrew shit god to go murder a bunch of first borns.
Re: Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by MindHacker9009(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09
KnownUnknown:


Same thing it means to speak in bikini. Nevertheless, why don’t you make like the Hebrew terrorist Moses and go split a body of water to drown some people.

Do you speak in thongs?
Re: Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by KnownUnknown: 3:06pm On Jan 09
MindHacker9009:


Do you speak in thongs?

No, I speak in bikinis.
Re: Why Speak In Tongues When Jesus Said U Will Pick Up Snakes Mark 16:17,18 by Mayntheemaynn: 7:33pm On Feb 13
MindHacker9009:

18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all”
this need to be done Asap by em christians grin

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