Dear [Daniel Bwala],

Greetings from the Shameless People Political Party (SPP) where loyalty is as elusive as a well-cooked promise and where political ideology is as flexible as a politician's waistline! We are delighted to welcome you as our latest addition to the party, bringing with you an appetite for success that rivals even the most indulgent feasts.

In joining us, you've demonstrated a keen understanding of the fine art of political gastronomy – where decisions are seasoned with self-interest, and principles are marinated in the pursuit of personal gain. Your commitment to filling your political plate has not gone unnoticed.

As you savor the delicacies of opportunism and relish the flavor of expedient alliances, remember, you're now part of a party that believes in the philosophy of "stomachocracy." Here, we understand that a well-fed politician is a happy politician.

Our already established and esteemed members FFK, Reno Omokri and grand patron Atiku Abubarka gladly welcome you to a buffet of shifting loyalties. We look forward to your contributions to our ever-expanding banquet of political expediency.

Bon appétit and welcome to the Shameless People Political Party (SPP) – where the only thing we take seriously is the pursuit of our own interests!

Yours gastronomically,

Reno Omockery
National Seceretary
SPP

Shameless indeed