A taxi passenger tapped the
driver on the shoulder to ask him
a question. The driver screamed,
lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath,
and stopped Centimeters from
a shop window.
For a second everything went
quiet in the cab, then the driver
said, “Look mate, don’t ever do
that again. You scared the
daylights out of me!“
The passenger apologized and
said, “I didn’t realize that a
little tap would scare you so
much.”
The driver replied, “Its OK, thats
not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver. I’ve
been driving a funeral van for
the last 25 years.”

That make sense. 5 oout of 10.
Quite funny. Cheers.

nice

lol

2 star rating for joke