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Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Torch1(m): 8:00pm On Nov 07, 2011
A man was making love to a Yoruba village girl and she suddenly realized he was not using a condom.                   She asked him "you are not using condom"?                Man answered "yes".    The girl asked "hope you don't have HIV/AIDS?"          Man: "NO".           Girl: thank God, i don't want to get that thing again,   The guy fainted.  grin grin grin
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Funkymallam(m): 8:13pm On Nov 07, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by StudioCFR(m): 8:17pm On Nov 07, 2011
Ibo men and dia luv for village girls. . Especially with those paw paw and groundnut sellers

na wa o
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Ajibel(m): 8:22pm On Nov 07, 2011
What was i doing here sef?


*storms out in anger*
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by ikechukz(m): 8:25pm On Nov 07, 2011
make i laugh
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Ajibel(m): 8:26pm On Nov 07, 2011
^ no, gö kiss madwoman
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by StudioCFR(m): 8:39pm On Nov 07, 2011
Seconded angry
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Afam4eva(m): 8:51pm On Nov 07, 2011
Very funny!
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Torch1(m): 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2011
Studio CFR:

I[b]g[/b]bo men and dia luv for village girls. . Especially with those paw paw and groundnut sellers

na wa o
lol,  I wonder why Yoruba gals like hawking and petty petty trading,  grin
Ajibel:

What was i doing here sef?


*storms out in anger*
ki ki ki, you will still come back.
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by StudioCFR(m): 9:22pm On Nov 07, 2011
Torch

be civil. .
stop been tribalistic. , .dis is 21th century
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Nobody: 9:59pm On Nov 07, 2011
studio are you 4rm ibo?cos the name is always in your mouth
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by ARareGem(f): 10:06pm On Nov 07, 2011
Furry! cheesy
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by StudioCFR(m): 10:12pm On Nov 07, 2011
PretiEbony:

studio are you 4rm ibo?cos the name is always in your mouth

Taaa!
Dis girl probably thinks lagos is near Enugu. She aint even Naija (no offience)
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Torch1(m): 10:34pm On Nov 07, 2011
Studio CFR:

Torch

be civil. .
stop been tribalistic. , .dis is 21th century

i should be the one preaching that to you, If i am tribalistic then u are the cause. All ur joke in this section is all about igbo this, igbo that, so i prepared this one for u nd ur brodas.
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Nobody: 10:45pm On Nov 07, 2011
What is ironic about this is
1. Ekiti has one of the lowest HIV rates in nigeria
2. SE states have the highest.

But the joke is funny tho grin
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Torch1(m): 10:57pm On Nov 07, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

What is ironic about this is
1. Ekiti has one of the lowest HIV rates in nigeria
2. SE states have the highest.

But the joke is funny tho grin
Ileke idi, there is no irony in this joke, there is no state in Nigeria without HIV/Aids victims and which state in S.East that 've the highest rate in Hiv victims in Naija? You don come again, Ekiti gal. grin
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Nov 07, 2011
Funny poster, funny joke grin
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Judek2(m): 11:00pm On Nov 07, 2011
Hahaha grin grin
lmfao
lwkmd
lwkmdfh
llak
lol,
I still dey laff grin grin
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Torch1(m): 11:21pm On Nov 07, 2011
Judek2:

Hahaha grin grin
lmfao
lwkmd
lwkmdfh
llak
lol,
I still dey laff grin grin
watch ur back!
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by r231(m): 11:42pm On Nov 07, 2011
Lol
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by StudioCFR(m): 8:00am On Nov 08, 2011
Torch1:

i should be the one preaching that to you, If i am tribalistic then u are the cause. All your joke in this section is all about igbo this, igbo that, so i prepared this one for u nd your brodas.

stop dragging my honourable name to the mud
i'm a law abiding citizen
Re: Hope You Don't Have HIV/AIDS? by Torch1(m): 10:38am On Nov 08, 2011
Studio CFR:

stop dragging my honourable name to the mud
i'm a law abiding citizen
lol, sorry sir! Is part of the joke.

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