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D King And D Slave by Nobody: 12:48pm On Nov 14, 2011
PLS READ TO THE END - VERY
INSPIRING;
A king who didn't believe in God
had a slave
who, in all circumstances said: "My
king, do
not be discouraged because
everything God
does is perfect, no mistakes, "
One day, they
went hunting and a wild animal
attacked the
king, the slave managed to kill the
animal but
couldn't prevent his majesty
losing a
finger. , Furious and without
showing
gratitude, the King said; "if God
was good, I
would not have been attacked
and lost one
finger!" The slave replied: "Despite
all these
things,I can only tell you that God
is good and
everything he does is perfect, He
is never
wrong!" Outraged by the
response, the king
ordered the arrest of his slave.
Later, he left
for another hunt and was
captured by
savages who made human
sacrifices. In the
altar, the savages found out that
the king
didn't have one finger in place so
he was
released because he was
considered not
"complete" to be offered to the
gods, On his
return to the palace, he
authorized the release
of his slave saying; "My dear,God
was really
good to me! I was almost killed
but for lack of
a single finger I was let go! But I
have a
question: if God is so good, why
did He allow
me put you in jail?" His reply: "My
king, if I
had gone with you, I would have
been
sacrificed for you because I have
no missing
finger." Remember, everything
God does is
perfect, He is never wrong, Often
we
complain about life, and the
negative things
that happen to us, forgetting that
nothing is
random, and that everything has a
purpose, He's always faithful to us. Psalm119vs90- thy faithfulness unto all generations.
God knows why he chose you to
receive this
message, please bless anyone u see today
with itwink
Av a blessed day from booqee. :-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
Re: D King And D Slave by kellynoah: 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2011
nice
Re: D King And D Slave by elmatola13(m): 1:21pm On Nov 14, 2011
God bless u, 1daful one, good
Re: D King And D Slave by dani1luv: 4:04pm On Nov 14, 2011
wonderful
Re: D King And D Slave by Homar(m): 6:00pm On Nov 14, 2011
Dryer than cabin biscuit although inspireing.(~_~)
Re: D King And D Slave by oderemo(m): 6:06pm On Nov 14, 2011
Have to drag me self to read thru that. Funny tho but 3long for me.
U try sha.
Re: D King And D Slave by Nobody: 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2011
thanks ^_^
Re: D King And D Slave by Nobody: 8:43pm On Nov 14, 2011
Homar:

Dryer than cabin biscuit although inspireing.(~_~)
it wasn't intended to amuse.
Re: D King And D Slave by ARareGem(f): 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2011
It was still nice to read it.
Re: D King And D Slave by olawalebabs(m): 9:44pm On Nov 14, 2011
Am not looking for story but joke, i mean joke
Re: D King And D Slave by Nobody: 10:19pm On Nov 14, 2011
aite then
Re: D King And D Slave by freecocoa(f): 10:34pm On Nov 14, 2011
I'm so touched and taken aback.
Re: D King And D Slave by Ajibel(m): 10:36pm On Nov 14, 2011
i felt like crying cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: D King And D Slave by Agybabe(f): 5:33am On Nov 15, 2011
@booqee nice one you've got there
@ajibel I am surprised you didn't criticize this one. What is wrong with you? *dips hands into bag and brings out a clean white handkerchief* take this, I don't like people crying around me. Sorry!
Re: D King And D Slave by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:21am On Nov 15, 2011
Not bad at all
Re: D King And D Slave by lilkech(m): 6:25am On Nov 15, 2011
booqee:

it wasn't intended to amuse.
.
So u mean dat me , Sitting down here , Reading this your dry joke , That i was supposed to be somewhere else? Is this your own version of 'etc' , There is a religious section you know , Post jokes here and take these over there in future. Nice story sha
Re: D King And D Slave by Ajibel(m): 7:30am On Nov 15, 2011
Agybabe:


@ajibel I am surprised you didn't criticize this one. What is wrong with you? *dips hands into bag and brings out a clean white handkerchief* take this, I don't like people crying around me. Sorry!

thanks dear. i dont have to be mean all the time, but you just reminded me of mi duty. damn it, my emotions beclouded my judgement over this thread angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: D King And D Slave by mirob(f): 4:15pm On Nov 15, 2011
Very inspiring, thanx op for posting this, I'm really touched.
Re: D King And D Slave by SIlknSteel(f): 7:24pm On Nov 15, 2011
Thank you dear

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