[size=18pt]"FELLOW NIGERIANS" (NIJAYREANS) . . . . [/size]
                                                                         
                                                                                       - Sanni Abacha

All mallam with him kettle

"we are on top of the situation" - Nigerian Politicians

It is not the drivers of lorries and tanks that have brought pains to Nigerians
It is rather the failure of government
Benin Ore Road is in a State of Calamity
If the road is in a state of anomie
If driving through the road is engagin in a macabre dance
Then Culpability is that of the government
It will be sardonic,It will be lugubrious, and it will be a state of dismal bismal if parliament does not rise today to fix culpability where culpability is
, we all now who i am citing here, dont we?

"Enemene Nnganga."----Chiwetalu Agu

"Ogbishi Elingo"---Chiwetalu Agu

"If you're still sitting down you're on a long thing"---D'Banj

"It's Don Jazzy again"---D'Banj

[size=16pt]"Wos, Ol it there, where your money?!"[/size]
                                                         - Nigerian Police to bus conductors nationwide . . . .

"No put sand for my garri" Author: Unknown

"WE ARE ONTOP OF THE SITUATION,WE URGE ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS TO GO ABOUT THEIR DAILY DUTIES WIHOUT FEAR"--MOST SECURITY 'CHIEFS' AND OUR 'I-DONT-GIVE-A-Bleep-ABOUT-YOU" LEADERS, I GUESS THE INNOCENT NIGERIANS MURDERED IN JOS,MAIDUGURI,YOBE,BAUCHI,ETC WERE ALL "LAWLESS"

Guy Na Waa 4 Uoo!!!

Who U be Sef?

E go better na poor man prayer

This is apt: "You don't eat and speak at the same time. It is bad table manners"- Rotimi Amechi

"No condition is permanent" -Nnamdi Azikiwe

"Onye ube ya ruru, ya racha" -Ukpabi Asika- Sole Admin. Eastern Region

"Government money in government house"- Alhaji Sabo Barkin Zuwo

"If humility means I should kow-tow before the executive branch, to hell with humility" -Okadigbo

"I did not come to Anambra State to carry shit"- Jim Nwobodo Gov. Old Anambra State.

"Onye si Dee Sam aga achi Imo state, nne gi o ga ichi?- Sam Mbakwe, the weeping governor,

"The buy and sell of ammunition is like the buy and sale of tomatoes, you are in it for profit. And if I didn't sell to the Nigerian government during the Biafran war, somebody else would have"- Francis Arthur Nzeribe

"Not in our character"- Walter Ofornagoro

please where can i submit my quote ?

"The man with the mic is the man in charge" --Obasanjo

reporter:what challenges are you giving to your other colleagues
honourable pat obahiaghon: ''they must avoid regular big-stouting suya-ing big-stouting and pepper-souping,

Life na jeje

the difference between kpekere and plantain chips na the packaging - gordons

All Man for himself,God for all.

"blessed are those who do not hope,for they shall not be dissappointed", Bola Ige

"carry go"

i dey kampee , obj

na condition make crayfish bend

do me i do you,God no go vex

givers never lack

"I say what's on my mind; I no get time to edit"-Tuface.

O boy wetin you carry!!!! Oya park, I say park well!!!!!!!!!!!-------------Naija Police.

how far?

I go tear fashola slap- Aregbesola