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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Vikdus: 7:51pm On Apr 28
BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs plus, maybe it's sagged and to see maybe she's shaved.
none, I would rather have with my own ancestors
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Kingibiza(m): 7:55pm On Apr 28
BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs plus, maybe it's sagged and to see maybe she's shaved.

Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by safarifarms(m): 8:09pm On Apr 28
chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others

Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by chatinent: 8:40pm On Apr 28
[quote author=safarifarms post=129683993][/quote]

I believe in a supernatural being's existence. I am not an atheist...but certainly not interested in some cock and bull stories.

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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by siant: 8:47pm On Apr 28
Bwilliam:


You're just sanctimonious with no real depth to your understanding of the Bible and with no substance to add to what I said.
You seem like a person who enjoys hearing the sound of his/her voice reverbrating in their cavernous skull. Learn to only talk when you have something tangible to add, and not just because the opportunity is there.

- What do you mean by "... If there were miracles in the ministries of Elijah and Elisha, it was as a result of the time they lived. They were not different from the rest of the prophets and of course, the contemporary christians..."
Abeg, where are the miracles that you are performing as a result of the time we are living in or are you not aware that we are in an unprecedented time in Nigeria

- If you say that they were not different from the rest of the Prophets, then go and learn about "Consecration" and what it means to be set apart.
Do you even understand that there are different categories of Prophets - go and also read up on the topic.
God can use everybody but to an extent, not because he is not powerful enough but because of our individual faults and shortcoming.
Even I a human cannot build a skyscraper on a foundation that was dug to support a bungalow.

- kindly elucidate on the point that you are trying to make with these rant "..There was a record in the Bible where the bones of Elisha who was already dead raised a dead. Why couldn't they preserve the bone and use it to raise everyone who is dead?".

- Understand that there are men who have journeyed far with God, who have ascended the mountain and communed with God one-on-one.
Men who after seeing God's face, had to wear a veil so that there fellow men will not be afraid of their radiant face. These type of Men are extraordinary and different from their kin & kind.
Those Men are different from you in the sense that with fortitude, they have developed the capacity to house a greater dimension of God not seen on Earth before.
You are still babbling. In fact, I hardly understand the jargon you're saying up there.
I still stand by what the scripture says. 'We are men of like passions like Elias.' So your opinion doesn't count.
Even Jesus said anyone who believed on Him will do greater things. His disciples were ordinary, unlettered, mere fishermen, yet, they could be referred to as 'men that turn world upside down' by the people of the world.

There's nothing extra ordinary or special about those prophets of old. God calls people for special assignment, commission or purpose. He calls anyone as He wishes. Bible does not describe the background of Elijah, he was one of the Tishbites. Elisha was a farmer, working on his field when Elijah met him. Whenever God called a prophet in Israel, His ultimate goal was to preach and warn His people to repent from their idolatry. If there were extra ordinary miracles (in your own opinion) in the times of Elijah or Elisha, it was because of the very wicked and evil kings that were reigning then. That was the period that idolatry reached its climax in Israel, and it became necessary for powerful and fearless prophets who can tackle those kings to arise. Because the priests whose role was to teach the kings the laws of God have been weak and subjugated by those kings.
God raised people to do certain things when occasion demanded for it. That was why Moses could perform such great and fearful deeds. Moses was a man like everyone . So there was nothing mysterious about such people as you're trying to mystify them

Jesus, the greatest man that ever lived on earth, perform those miracles through the anointing of the Holy Spirit, not because of His divine nature. Acts 10:38.
God is still doing those great works today through His servants and the Church, by the reason of the Holy Spirit. And so shall He be doing till Christ come
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by safarifarms(m): 9:14pm On Apr 28
chatinent:


I believe in a supernatural being's existence. I am not an atheist...but certainly not interested in some cock and bull stories.
So what supernatural being do you believe to exist? And how do you come about that?
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Blackman101: 8:22am On Apr 29
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Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Hezmatosky: 10:19am On Apr 29
Arafat1:


Deborah


Me wey Konji wan kill cry
Esther should have been your best option
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Boladdsox(m): 10:27am On Apr 29
Table 5
Adam and Eve have queries

Elijah and Elisha should drop the update of their exploits
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Fearjah: 2:25pm On Apr 29
chatinent:


I believe in a supernatural being's existence. I am not an atheist...but certainly not interested in some cock and bull stories.

Good to know your thoughts!

Thanks for sharing
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by hardam003: 4:16pm On Apr 29
Elijah & Elisha/ Adam & Eve.
Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Adaisback(f): 8:50pm On Apr 29
I go with the disciples , miracles up and down, Dem fit vex turn water to wine like their master Jesus. Me wey love fish like kilode. I die here with awon disciples

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