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U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by yinkasly(m): 4:46pm On Sep 21, 2007
This one Na True no Be Joke If anybody get my quetion right $10,000

If you are ask to pray in church or mosque who would you pray for first?
and Why?

I have ask this question so many place but no correct answer, try it if you can get it
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by Migines(m): 6:00pm On Sep 21, 2007
Dont confuse urself. Its a mata of choice(personal opinion) u cant impose ur answer on odaz as d ryte answer.
As sam milla said, der re 3 sides to dis sot of thing;
ur view,
my view, and
d ryte view.
I can bet u if i askd u d same question, u'll get it wrong even if u give a "reasonable" reason. Wen i gv u my answer,u myte c it as d rong answer but wat can i say,
d guy with d gun sets d rules
if u knw wad'amin.

4 xample my answer to ur question wuld be;
to pry dat God give me wisdom knwledge nd _standin so i'll av every oda thin (lyk king Dee)
u'll say i'm rong but if i were d 1 hu askd d question, ne answer diff 4rm dis, i will consider rong.

Chaol.
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by Migines(m): 6:00pm On Sep 21, 2007
Dont confuse urself. Its a mata of choice(personal opinion) u cant impose ur answer on odaz as d ryte answer.
As sam milla said, der re 3 sides to dis sot of thing;
ur view,
my view, and
d ryte view.
I can bet u if i askd u d same question, u'll get it wrong even if u give a "reasonable" reason. Wen i gv u my answer,u myte c it as d rong answer but wat can i say,
d guy with d gun sets d rules
if u knw wad'amin.

4 xample my answer to ur question wuld be;
to pry dat God give me wisdom knwledge nd _standin so i'll av every oda thin (lyk king Dee)
u'll say i'm rong but if i were d 1 hu askd d question, ne answer diff 4rm dis, i will consider rong.

Chaol.
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by yinkasly(m): 6:13pm On Sep 21, 2007
Migines:

Dont confuse yourself. Its a mata of choice(personal opinion) u can't impose your answer on odaz as d ryte answer.
As sam milla said, der re 3 sides to this sot of thing;
your view,
my view, and
d ryte view.
I can bet u if i askd u d same question, u'll get it wrong even if u give a "reasonable" reason. Wen i gv u my answer,u myte c it as d rong answer but what can i say,
d guy with d gun sets d rules
if u knw wad'amin.

4 xample my answer to your question wuld be;
to pry that God give me wisdom knwledge nd _standin so i'll av every oda thin (like king Dee)
u'll say i'm rong but if i were d 1 hu askd d question, ne answer diff from this, i will consider rong.

Chaol.

ITS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION, I HAVE AN ANSWER IN ME BUT IF 1000 PEOPLE ANSWER IT CANT BE MY ANSWER AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.

If you are ask to pray in church or mosque,
who would you pray for first?
and Why?
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by mopegirl(f): 6:48pm On Sep 21, 2007
of course, i will pray for my self first


because i am the one 2 pray
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by Migines(m): 6:51pm On Sep 21, 2007
@yinksly
i dont get u.
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by ayasco(m): 10:17pm On Sep 21, 2007
i think the answer should be i would pray to God and ask him what i want
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by jayjaylux(m): 10:21pm On Sep 21, 2007
Look yinkasly every1 has his opinion. mine would be to first thank God for wot he has done
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by jstme: 10:47pm On Sep 21, 2007
hey dude, dat question is ,
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by surugede(m): 1:38pm On Sep 22, 2007
@poster

hahahahahaha, this is really funny hahahahha; your grammar "If you are ask to pray in church or mosque.   .   .  "


"I have ask this question so many place,  ,  ,  "

hahaha still laughing, it is really funny
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by Migines(m): 3:15pm On Sep 22, 2007
@surugede
lol. Na wa 4 u o.
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by ituen(m): 11:38pm On Sep 23, 2007
Guys

I dey pray for myself first. NA BECAUSE OF U, DEM BORN ME!! Answer ur papa name oh
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by yinkasly(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2007
Hello House,

if then ask u to pray,

First person na the person wey dey your back that time (first pray make the person no go mad).

cos if the person go mad, he/she go bite you first

wink
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by yinkasly(m): 11:09am On Sep 24, 2007
surugede:

@poster

hahahahahaha, this is really funny hahahahha; your grammar "If you are ask to pray in church or mosque. . . "


"I have ask this question so many place, , , "

hahaha still laughing, it is really funny

Mr Soyinka, No vex say i blow grammar. I guess that one no go make Una sue me sha?
i beg oooooooooooooooooooo
cool
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Sep 24, 2007
if u are in a mosque prayn first pray dat the person kneeln b4 u doesnt mess into ur mouth

den pray dat da person at ur back doesnt perceive the smell wen u farte grin grin grin grin

then if ur in the church pray dat no one knows ur acct bal grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by ituen(m): 1:39am On Sep 25, 2007
clemcykul:

if u are in a mosque prayn first pray that the person kneeln before u doesnt mess into your mouth

den pray that da person at your back doesnt perceive the smell when u farte grin grin grin grin

then if your in the church pray that no one knows your acct bal grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

No wonder church cleaners have problem dousing the air during prayers. SO na u dey my front?
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by GL(f): 4:38am On Sep 26, 2007
clemcykul:

if u are in a mosque prayn first pray that the person kneeln before u doesnt mess into your mouth

den pray that da person at your back doesnt perceive the smell when u farte grin grin grin grin

then if your in the church pray that no one knows your acct bal grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


LOLLLLL grin grin grin grin
Re: U Cant Answer This. I Bet It by temmysexy(f): 10:16am On Sep 26, 2007
very funny cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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