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Joke Of The Week. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:50am On Nov 23, 2011
A girl posted an advertisement in the paper for a husband, saying: "I need a person who will never leave me, never beat me and can satisfy me in bed. "Next day, a guy with no arms and legs knocked at her door.
Girl:[/b]who are you?
[b]Guy:
I want to be yo husband.
Girl:[/b]you don't fit for that.
[b]Guy:[/b]I don't have arms, so I can't beat u. I don't have legs, so I can't leave you. . .
[b]Girl:
But how can you satisfy me in bed?
[b]Guy:[/b]How do you think I knocked the door
Re: Joke Of The Week. . . Lol by sylve11: 12:54pm On Nov 23, 2011
na him head or na him pric.k him use? grin cool

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