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Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 8:19am On Mar 14, 2012
A Professor was travellingby boat, and few minutes after sail, he asked sailor," Do you know Biology? Ecology? Geography? Morphology? Zoology? The sailor answered "No" to all of these. And the professor got angry and replied, What the hell do you know on earth? You will die of illiteracy." One hour later, their boat hit turbulence and started sinking. So, the sailor asked the professor,Do you know swiminology and escapeology from sharkology?" The professor said "No". The sailor replied, "Well, sharkology and crocodileology will eat your headology and your bodiology, and you will dieology wit ur knowlegeology because of your mouthology."
hehehehehe
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mcnepow(m): 8:24am On Mar 14, 2012
1st giggle of the day grin
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 8:27am On Mar 14, 2012
Good
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mcnepow(m): 8:31am On Mar 14, 2012
Gooder grin
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Dyt(f): 8:39am On Mar 14, 2012
did i jst gigglin half way
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 9:20am On Mar 14, 2012
Everyone else is dying of laughter and you just dey giggle?
Dyt: did i jst gigglin half way
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Dyt(f): 9:21am On Mar 14, 2012
dats cos it aint funny
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by dani1luv: 10:59am On Mar 14, 2012
Seen this before
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Dyt(f): 11:12am On Mar 14, 2012
^ so?
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 11:16am On Mar 14, 2012
Ok i've now noticed you. You can now give space for people with a good sense of humour to read the legendary joke; una dey poison their mind,cos na terrible sense of humour una get. Mtchew
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Daywalker1: 11:17am On Mar 14, 2012
Guy u try
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Dyt(f): 11:18am On Mar 14, 2012
e don dey pain u?
i bn think say na only DANI dey cry if ppl no lyk him joke
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by dani1luv: 11:18am On Mar 14, 2012
Dyt: ^ so?
pee on ur keyboard
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Dyt(f): 11:20am On Mar 14, 2012
goan slp
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mcnepow(m): 11:33am On Mar 14, 2012
dani1luv:
pee on ur keyboard
As in..
make she climb desk
raise up
shift aside
the pee??
R u 4 real?
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Dyt(f): 11:37am On Mar 14, 2012
Analise it well
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by swtchicgurl: 12:46pm On Mar 14, 2012
this joke is old and disturbing!
mtchew! a waste of thread! angry
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 4:08pm On Mar 14, 2012
swtchicgurl: this joke is old and disturbing!
mtchew! a waste of thread! angry
mtchew
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 14, 2012
mikuz ve seen dis joke a thousand times



remarks: nice copy and paste

more grease to ur photocopying machine
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by bonna4u(m): 4:41pm On Mar 14, 2012
hilarious! I got me laughing unconsciously in the middle on a meeting
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by bunmioguns(m): 4:54pm On Mar 14, 2012
still funny
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by McAdem: 5:38pm On Mar 14, 2012
nice joke mikuz[color=#000099][/color] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 6:27pm On Mar 14, 2012
Thanks guys . . . I'll continue making y'll happy!
*stands on the top of a hummer limo waving hands*
grin
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Nobody: 6:38pm On Mar 14, 2012
mikuz: Thanks guys . . . I'll continue making y'll happy!
*stands on the top of a hummer limo waving hands*
grin

na wash
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mcnepow(m): 7:37pm On Mar 14, 2012
~vicky~:


na wash
Serioz washing wit iron sponge
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 14, 2012
lol
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by ifymarthy(f): 8:39pm On Mar 14, 2012
Lol nyz joke Mikuz
Re: Joke Of The Week Lol by mikuz(m): 9:11pm On Mar 14, 2012
ifymarthy: Lol nyz joke Mikuz
thanks babe. I knew you would like the joke. I had you in mind when i was composing it.grin

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