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How To Shower (men & Women) by lilkech(m): 1:22pm On Nov 23, 2011
How To Shower


How to shower like a woman:


Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according to whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until
red
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
mould spots with Flash.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If
you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.


How to shower like a man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake
knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and
let the water rinse it off.
Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash
your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by Estyrhema(f): 3:53pm On Nov 23, 2011
nice one kiss
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by mobf: 3:56pm On Nov 23, 2011
Epistle undecided
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by ARareGem(f): 9:08pm On Nov 23, 2011
So, what's the big deal?
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by lilkech(m): 9:36pm On Nov 23, 2011
^^^ CHANGE YOUR WAYS
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by ARareGem(f): 10:35pm On Nov 23, 2011
Whatever for? undecided
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 23, 2011
Dis is no joke naww. . . .
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by lilkech(m): 7:13am On Nov 24, 2011
booqee:

Dis is no joke naww. . . .


Its my new innovation called 'ETC' . So please feel free to marvel at my ingenuity.
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:31am On Nov 24, 2011
As in confam
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by lilkech(m): 5:30pm On May 28, 2012
Dis section is dry 2day . . . so in that case

BUMP

HA HA HA
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by sunnshyn(f): 7:46pm On May 28, 2012
Lol. Nice one jor!
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by lilkech(m): 5:53pm On Aug 19, 2015
Bump
Re: How To Shower (men & Women) by youngin(m): 8:29pm On Aug 19, 2015
lol

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