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How T0 Make 25million Naira In Less Than 1 Month by Flawless(f): 2:21pm On Nov 29, 2011
grin

1: swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: pretend you are travelling to new york, uk or Paris
3: @ the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie
lie scanner(thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don't panic)
4: @ their office, u will excrete your a** out for the 3next weeks(d@s
the hardest part. Just try and endure but make sure u dont bring out
your intestine.  embarassed
5; @ this point, they'll start begging u(no agree oh)  undecided
6; hire festus keyamo or femi falana and sue NDLEA for 100million
for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can't
sit down
7; @ this point, they'll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million
for your lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million
for U̶̲̥̅̊ =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE  lipsrsealed, IT CAN WORK FOR  cheesy
U, GOODLUCK!!?

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Re: How T0 Make 25million Naira In Less Than 1 Month by Nobody: 9:44pm On Nov 29, 2011
[b][size=15pt]NA WETIN COM B DIS ONE[/size][/b]
Re: How T0 Make 25million Naira In Less Than 1 Month by ndukwejoe(m): 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2011
Thank you o when I get the money I go give you tithe.
Re: How T0 Make 25million Naira In Less Than 1 Month by stepo707: 10:50am On Dec 01, 2011
Flawless:

grin

1: swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: pretend you are travelling to new york, uk or Paris
3: @ the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie
lie scanner(thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don't panic)
4: @ their office, u will excrete your a** out for the 3next weeks(d@s
the hardest part. Just try and endure but make sure u dont bring out
your intestine.  embarassed
5; @ this point, they'll start begging u(no agree oh)  undecided
6; hire festus keyamo or femi falana and sue NDLEA for 100million
for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can't
sit down
7; @ this point, they'll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million
for your lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million
for U̶̲̥̅̊ =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE  lipsrsealed, IT CAN WORK FOR  cheesy
U, GOODLUCK!!?

You try
Re: How T0 Make 25million Naira In Less Than 1 Month by begwong: 4:16pm On Dec 01, 2011
@OP,What are you waiting for??Why not try your hypothetical experiment.

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