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| Tight Indeed by McAdem: 3:01pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
[size=8pt]This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her Kitty. "Put your finger in me, " she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in, ", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands, " commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight Kitty!".[/size][b][/b]  A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"  |
| Re: Tight Indeed by Ajibel(m): 2:27am On Dec 02, 2011 |
Why must jokes be vulgar? Thats why they hardly make the front page.mtschew |
| Re: Tight Indeed by Nobody: 9:59am On Dec 02, 2011 |
Naughty and nice |
| Re: Tight Indeed by bright007(f): 11:41am On Dec 03, 2011 |
 first one is jo but not joke. second one donot even have J talkless of being joke. |
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