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| If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 5:28pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
Something just came to my mind about churches and banks,loks loki they are comparable. We have old generation and new generation banks/churches. The question is if Churches are banks,which one will be GTB,Zenith,Sterling or Spring? For instance i believe Daystar will be GTB, CAC will be first Bank while Celestial or C&S will be, ? can som1 fill in d gap? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Aiphie(f): 5:43pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
excel12: NO. I shall not fill in the gap.  |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by naira4doll(m): 6:34pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
i know u have ehhh ahhhh. i no go talk am, |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Migines(m): 8:19pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
Okaaay? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ituen(m): 3:48am On Sep 26, 2007 |
why all of una dey fear. Cele church go be SAVANNAH bank |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On Sep 26, 2007 |
kai  no lot olumba olumba catch youooooh anyway churches can neve be banks and vice versa  lol anyway! |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 3:42pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
That means Zoe ministries will be Eagle bank while Synagogue will be,  ? Wonder bank? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Migines(m): 4:07pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
WAM guys, wats d criteria 4 dis sh!t? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ituen(m): 1:35am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Just imagine churches n banks and link them do u know that Christ embassy would be Standard Trust(UBA) |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 11:36am On Sep 27, 2007 |
Does dat mean Household Of God [Chris Okotie's Church] will be access or diamond bank ??ECWA ,Baptist or Anglican will be Union Bank Redeem Christain Church Of God will be Wema while Winners will be Intercontinental bank. Will Fountain of Life be Skye Bank?  |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by seunspice(m): 12:04pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
I no know about Cele o, but i know say Mountain of Fire and Miracles go be Fidelity Bank. Anyone with an Idea of Wetin Deeper Life go be? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by sussy1(f): 12:14pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
You guy are all funny,Seunspice :Why asking about deeper life? Well Deeper Life Agbonmagbee Bank |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by seunspice(m): 12:20pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
I just want sabi wetin dey? But e be like say people dey shy away from answering me , excel12, its up to you |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 12:31pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Can deeper life be Afribank? I still believe Cele will be a wonder bank like Treasureline |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 2:42pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
I have a feeling Bank PHB will be Christ Embassy.Any contrary opinion? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by sammy6(m): 6:22pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
You guys are funny in an annoying way |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by micklplus(m): 7:17pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
samba |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by stingersmi(m): 7:28pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
excel12:No! I suggest that christ embassy would be : ZENITH Cele churches will be : wonder banks Catholic will be: first bank Chosen will be: Phb Synagogue will be : Diamond Anglican churches will be: UBA Depeer life will be: acess bank Grace of God would be: Intercontinental |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Migines(m): 7:32pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
Aaaaaaaaaaabeg wat is d criteria 4 grouping this churches nd banks? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ne4real(f): 8:57pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
u guys wont kill me oooo lol |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ituen(m): 9:42pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
FCMB would be House on the Rock |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by stingersmi(m): 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
Living christ mission will be: Skye bank! |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 10:02am On Oct 02, 2007 |
While Olumba Olumba will be---------------------? |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
excel12: Aguda Titun Community Bank |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 12:40pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
dason4life: U're very sick I don laugh tire o !!!!! |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by mimiko(f): 1:05pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
lol guys @ migines u dont like the idea but u still want to come and read and laugh abi? I THINK REDEEM WILL UNION BANK, strong and reliable then WINNERS WILL BE ZENITH BANK LOL at those representing wonder banks |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 3:20pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
dason4life: Aguda what ?? I don laff tire oo, |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Seun(m): 3:30pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
RCCG will be STB Plc. |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by adultebony(m): 3:42pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
You guys are simply crazy!!!! |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ehie007(m): 3:58pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
this is a lovely tread, very funny, good for a little laughter after a stressfulday. I think Daystar will be GTBank, Christ Embassy will be Zenith, Redeem will be Intercontinental Catholic will be FirstBank, UBA will be Okotie's Church. |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Tmoni(m): 4:13pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
this is just what i need, really good laugh, @poster, nice one HOTR is IBTC, the abbrevation people then U know, microfinance banks are not well known and spring up every where so allocate 1 microfinance bank to anychurch around your neighbourhood Me thinks RCCG should be Zenith bank because, as Zenith opened their UK branch, RCCG opened a new scottish branch WINNERS should be Intercontinental cos of similar models UNIVERSITY and INSURANCE company both subsidiaries are in the same sectors, both educational and both financial services |
| Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by simplelady: 4:16pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
what about Sat Guru Maraji's church? |
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