u persons gan, your gra gra is too mush sef. . . .me im just shilling in this koner
_{bendin on the wall, shewing stick swingin from one side of my mouth to another}

U were came from portugalese,Did u spoken english there or what?
Amigo u wanted to be lie lie about me here abi?U dint date me because of i am tall pass u too much.
Go learnt english before u spoken to me and brushes ur mouth well well

wetin goes on?i has never seen a bunch of peoples that cannot speaks
englis haba! did u ppl went to skul at alls?

9ja Gierl,u wey cannot even carry 1st in class is talk.
Well sha how is today be so far?She u went church?Me i has came back I am yeating rice and stwi(stew) now oo.
Will u come chop with me?

me thinking i no wanna get am engilish classe

lol this thread is funny, y'all head no correct

nelly,wish kin americana englis r u speakings
y'all head no correct? is ur head that is no correct!

i didn't spoketh American english
or didn't u readth what i wroteth? - does american english haveth a "no" ?

all of you is not knew how to spoke americana grammar. and naija girl, why, when i comes online, u didn't always dey

@nelly it was because of the y'all that i say u speak americana englis
or maybe it was portugulese englis that you spake
@eldee r is u the reals eldee?n how is i suppose to know when u cames online?

hello eferybodi i was called amigoz what was all you called, i am is very happi to maketh all ur aqcuantances.

@Naija*gal

ah ok, now i understoodeth u

@Amiga Amigoz What is bringeth u in here?

AMIGOZ have they tell u that them want to plating some parson hair ere ni??
Abi y eardresser can come to chat sef.
Ok oo,How were u dey since morin?

Nella:

@Amiga Amigoz What is bringeth u in here?

I am is here to visited with my sister Nella

tommyex:

AMIGOZ have they tell u that them want to plating some parson hair ere ni??
Abi y eardresser can come to chat sef.
Ok oo,How were u dey since morin?

u has not hear dat eardresser dresses her ear 2 . i was dey very well since mornin, it was been a long day sha, me is going and comin all day, bussy bussy bussy! i is even made some ladies beutiful 2dy, make dem is thx amigoz for beutiness.

Amigoz:

I am is here to visited with my sister Nella

u has not hear that eardresser dresses her ear 2 . i was dey very well since mornin, it was been a long day sha, me is going and comin all day, bussy bussy bussy! i is even made some ladies beutiful 2dy, make them is thx amigoz for beutiness.

@amigoz
ouch, my head hurtie from triering to understand she english o. . . i got to reads it 10 times to comprehends

you people was all speoking only yoruba englishi
What of the hausa ones sef?

aboki,goes away from here.nobody wanted to speaking
hausa englis jare!

ok
sai komi dey komi we must all remember to speak huasa today

see us see wahala o! is it by forced to spoke huasa englis?
can't you got it? we does not wanted to speak.

hanhan what a grammer,you just did a mistake there. Why are you all making mistakes? Oya 1, 2, 3, 4 both of you follow me.

followed yuo to where? do you knows who your referrins to?
i am a englis professor for crying out louds.

Follow me ahead to the staff room to eat your cane.

Guy, we were supposed tu went tu ajulegba yesterday . .
now, are u seeing what I'm saw?

not really what are you sawing?

nawa for boat of you.is boat of you dat needs to ate cane.
i need to sue boat of u for misappropriation of words!

Infourmer:

not really what are you sawing?

LOL


why wasnt u call me yesterday?

plenty credit.
why is you so laughter?

me are laughter because him are not read when someone post

hey came to your house yesterday they said u didn't dey.

I was dey around yesterday, tryeth came today,

ok but yesterday,Is not in yesterday,was went out. So how does the party went?

what r going on here?cos me i does not understood.