me talks two much good Hinglish to enter dis thread. who is wanting for teach me to be de baddest englishi talker?

Kai!!!
All of you is killing me laugh.
Let me gone for wee wee jo o

please. me need a teacher for teech I yesterday. I are on a hurray. Me have a appointment last week. i don't have time. please let I no hoo will learn me how for talk a bad english.

mr gardener says:eskiss me sah,i will came to your house tomorrow to weeding the garden.
boss fumes:your head is not correct.didn't i told you to did it yesterday u lasy cow.
gardener:oga return it sir you are fall too mush for mouth.

i di didnt said dat! y r u saiding dat i say dat

you asked me to lie down, i lied down
you asked me to angle ninety, i angle ninetied
am i slave trade?

you is the one

Dis are d most funniest thread i have saw in a few while, It is make me to laff well well

How many childrens does our neighbour has?

Me neva saw why this people is laffing at dis tread here. I are very appalled by the laffing dat dis people is laffing. Me no think it are funny at all!!! stop the laffing of the lafter, before me start me vexation. this are a very seriously topic type of thread.

hmm, i just writed a novel booktionary.

me doesn't no about your own neighbors but me own neighbors has three three childs on there building dat they call room space. it was them house.

Held it held it , it will fell

@Brownsick

I goes school

dis thread e as want to kill me wit laf.

Waoh! i cant believe seeing people murder english in this manner and way, if all of us should spoke english like this, what will our children spake?, abi what do you think?

@mynat
yeah
I was thought i no you before before

Fa fa fa faaa foul.
How can you known me, when i have wented away for long time ago?

Sorry, i heard you is sick. I wish u quick recover

nuzo:

Fa fa fa faaa foul.
How can you known me, when i have wented away for long time ago?

I intentionally internationally say so

nuzo:

Sorry, i heard you is sick. I wish u quick recover

i was not of sick but lies so dat i coulds not go scool

Na wa o, heeeeeeeeeeeeehe(in Yoruba), wish kind of tred is dis for God sake? a-aa? Wear is di persin dat posted di tred, she have gone, gone gone she, gonen't? Brought him hear for me let him come and eat cane. True true, I doesnt like people dat spoils Englis, Englis is fine langwage now, sebi u know. Ok, efribodi, enter your shoe and follow me to di moks (mosque).

bolorunfem:

Na wa o, heeeeeeeeeeeeehe(in Yoruba), wish kind of tred is this for God sake? a-aa? Wear is di persin that posted di tred, she have gone, gone gone she, gonen't? Brought him hear for me let him come and eat cane. True true, I doesnt like people that spoils Englis, Englis is fine langwage now, sebi u know. Ok, efribodi, enter your shoe and follow me to di moks (mosque).

LOLOL!!

ono:


LOLOL!!

englishi in yoruba is geesi
(pointed of correcsans)

All This people that no kno how to spoke English are usin this tread to covering up.Chai na wa o
Goes bac to skool all of you abeg

and wats do u say of ur englishs
bad badder badest i was said

mai English was no 1. I goes to Cambridge secondary skool.U WAS NOT GO TO SKOLL ABI??

How are everyones done 2day

all of you peoples didnt even knews how to spoken some englishes that can makes my heads swelled .are you understands me? good becaause i wented to canebrige univercities locating in england i am a graduating of 1st classes at english. prayed for me to makes it till my masters thanks you very much.

i am a rocking !!

what are happening here?

me spoke the best bestter bestest englishs here

diva_naija:

mai English was no 1. I goes to Cambridge secondary school.You WAS NOT GO TO SKOLL ABI??

i was gone to Apon secondary grammar school  

cHAI!! u SKOOL IS NOT TAP ATAL.nO WONDER I WONDER ,U GONE TO SKOOL OF SPOKEN GRAMMA N U R NOT SPEK BETTER GRAMMA.sHAM OF U. sHAM NO U. SHAM ON U!!

you gone to that school? i gone school on enugu

grugru moneys eflybodie

au abati ya peeepurus?