please do and lessulect u heard? i be the bestest engrish ranguage person for my school in the before set, since that time, is don tey now sha. but u fit asked queen college peoples of me, they is able to be testified for me. u will see

brownslik werucome

hawabat ya peepulu?

carlosein, u is toast brownsilk abi?

carlosein, tly harher so i is can divorce ralvy

Don't worrying - I am already divorced you since, you is fornicatin,

Carlosein:

[s]it ass not done it ass jus starten.
let us be ploud of owa own engrees aabeeggg now.[/s]

so it is u are stoled ma wife yesterdays, dont worrying - I have already divorcing her, you can marrying her now

chistiana:

see as she is spoking like my 2 year old Son.

Christiana . . . you is my new wifes now, I am divorced all - only me and you is ruvin ruvin
Ralvy & Christiana =

oh my blother flom anada mama, my peoples dem dey kampe.
how are ur life as e be, is it don bent yet abi is don straight,

efuah, is it concern u that am toasted? find and toasted anada gal u heard?

ok efuah is an girl not an boy, ( first day that i spoke collect engrish abi, oh a lond of apprause to me jare )

brownsilk!! u wanting to step my toes?
u is dnt know carlosein na my husuband?

run fast before i is tear ur face

dem be no need to be gleedy in ruv, i ass enuff ruv to goin lound urr of u

me is waitng ma wife, she is call me that her is soon coming nairaland

i CAN sEE lof one tin tin inside d ear ari air! Aha!

oh diva

i ass ruvs four urr peepulus in naiaralandine

LoF away abeg lof is the most goodest tin on world abi?? so lof away abeg

carlosein, u r dumping for toasting the peoples girls.

my husuband Ralvy it is here, we is going to rock now.
darling Ralvy, how is u naw? bn wating tay tay

rook at arr of u, efuah how can i fit to fight with u because say na boy?

u is not have power to stand me oooo, if i come, gidigba! u is running oooo.

u fit not tryes me, unless u wanting hosipital

wit the state of spoked inglish here,i decry a state of imagency on Nairalanders shape shape!!, lof or no ruv
All of u r needed help seriously o

why are u ask of name sheby i tell u yesterday and you forget that i one the one who first ask of your own before u say it to mi his segun

is not me oooo, i am listed peoples u are called emagensy for, is efua, carlos, diva, ralvy and the others nairalanders in this nairalanders.

Ahhh brOWNsILK u IS NO 1 CASE OF Badest spoked inglish on Nairaland.
U spoke brown inglish plus silky spelinzzzzzzzz

efuah:

carlosein, you're dumping for toasting the peoples girls.

my husuband Ralvy it is here, we is going to rock now.
darling Ralvy, how is u naw? bn wating tay tay

Better making up with ur husband o - - me is divorcing u already . .
Chritiana is vexing if I am talking to you o
and I ruvs her too mush

ahhh diva, me is flattery oooooo , me is touching too,

i was spoke that i is the bestest engrish ranguage in queen college,, is don tey well well

brownslik, hw is u day nw. . .u no even greeting me since u are came

Ralvy:

Better making up with your husband o - - me is divorcing u already . .
Chritiana is vexing if I am talking to you o
and I ruvs her too mush

me is veelly sad

shushu:

i am feeling heat

Onning the ehuun ehuun, abebe abi wat is are called jare. ehuun fan abi hia condisona

oh u is noticed me just now. abeg no se mi binu ooooo

i is going, would nt coming here again never

An the no 1 case of badest spokened inglish wit certificted certification wented to , sikl rbown lskl,,     me is forgot how to speel the name sef  

@ diva, u is vely vely indonasticious, (na big engrish ooo)

@ efuah, oh how can u fit to left me behind, or is ur heart break?

i is going, would nt coming here again never Cry

Y is u going?

Ralvy dnt u is ask me u is break my heart

brownsilk, yes o, my heart is break velly pieces into

eya, me is sorry,

ralvy how u dare breaking her hearth? it is good? u is not nice rara

eFuah WAS wanting to go , bcus she was dump lik sack of Garri by play play smol yaro(boy),sorry o