diva_naija:

[s]eFuah WAS wanting to go , bcus she was dump lik sack of Garri by play play smol yaro(boy),sorry o[/s]

I am still ruvs efuah, but she is wanting more husubands.
and me is not sharing wives with anybody

efuah, i am stills askings u why are u go?

Efuah stoped wantin more Husband   lof only rALVY .i NOw proclamation u mAN n eFuah.
lif Happily after ever

eya, this na 2 in rove birds. me is the priest on una wedding day shebi?

diva_naija:

Efuah stoped wantin more Husband lof only rALVY .i NOw proclamation u mAN n eFuah.
lif Happily after ever

Lollin, lollin - I am thinkings of forgiving efuah, but she is playing I.
me is may forgive her if she is telling me sorry velly well o, velly, velly well

brownsilk:

eya, this na 2 in rove birds. me is the priest on una wedding day shebi?

if me & Efuah are making up, and if we are talked about it. you may be the priest

Ralvy:

you may be the priest

I corrected u at that levels bros, U shall sopos to say (u may be the priestresess)
A ah, ^{simple inglish some pepul cannot spek}

ok sorry velly velly, me not wanting anymore husuband!
i ruvs Ralvy alone.

hmmm, thats one was goodest, am so happiest that u agree me in been the priest that day but come oooo, how mush una go pay me sha

:-x

tHER CAme de bride, all drese in Brown n silk oops soorry o ma sillky ore

Na lie ooo, the brinde are wear popul and she is thinking that she has faine well, well.

hmmmmmmmm
English(bullet)-Enter your shoe and follow me now

Yoruba Interpretation-Wo bata e ki o tele mi bayi

A senior in my secondary school said this:

I want this gutter pack and wash.

Yoruba people would say: Mi o le wa lo ku.

Interpretation: I can not come and go and die.

Cook the baby for the yam.

which bus did u wear to your home yesterday

If I comes to your house will your father angry?

Quote from: shushu on Today at 02:51:25 PM
i am feeling heat


Onning the ehuun ehuun, abebe abi what is are called jare. ehuun fan abi hia condisona


Aladunni,
mo ti pa hia conditiona-i have off hiacon

You thinks is you can speaks english pass abi?

Heys girl, I loves you, I needs you, I want to fell in love.

Heys boy, who are you spokes to,

English you can not spokes it.

Now spokes to me before the rains begun.

Hey I just see this one and say I shu shown it to you ooo.

Am I A Thief
« on: September 29, 2007, 03:17 PM »

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My people,last night when an going to bed i pray to God that d next morning i want to eat chicken.i go to bed.when it was about 5am i heard a cock crow at my window,when i look up i saw a big chicken sitting on my window.then i thank God for given me a chicken,i quickly take it and kill it.so as i was eating in d morning i heard a knock on my door i found out who it was, i discovered 50soldier with machine gun,50police men with ak47,wit opc,bakasi and militants with my friend.dey said i stole a chicken that i was under arrest.Please my people did i stole d chicken or my prayer was accepted?

I think it is deserve to stayed here, sebi.

rubie:

Hey I just see this one and say I shu shown it to you ooo.

Am I A Thief
« on: September 29, 2007, 03:17 PM »

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My people,last night when an going to bed i pray to God that d next morning i want to eat chicken.i go to bed.when it was about 5am i heard a cock crow at my window,when i look up i saw a big chicken sitting on my window.then i thank God for given me a chicken,i quickly take it and kill it.so as i was eating in d morning i heard a knock on my door i found out who it was, i discovered 50soldier with machine gun,50police men with ak47,wit opc,bakasi and militants with my friend.dey said i stole a chicken that i was under arrest.Please my people did i stole d chicken or my prayer was accepted?

you ass not tiff u ass simpelu shopen sicken

efuah

my ruvin were ass thou gonest

prease comin to tukin to mii

i am ruv u two mush

translate in yoruba ''your father as a big farm''

carlosein, i divoceing u long time, u dnt hear that u bring trouble to me huh??

efuah:

carlosein, i divoceing u long time, u dnt hear that u bring trouble to me huh??

heehewo, how i am bling tlobu to u ma ruvs is it bencos of larvy. does'nt u minding him.

i takes good caring of you.

from my agric teacher in those days: can u run from here to alausa without tired.
2) what is causing you to laughter
3) that guy is a really master f**ker
4) the guy will take u to market and abstain monostript for u and u die
5) u can force the horse to the stream but u can force him the horse to drank in the water
6) if u doesnot submit before i count ten, u will volatile now