naijababe:




Putting on TB Joshua hat . . . . . . . . . Isale to come back with google type translation . . . . . . . . kats to ask Debo to revert to Lagos Yoruba.

Wetin dey worry u? Take your time o.

debosky:

You are not Yoruba jo. . . . .abo Tapa ati abo Fon to soda lati Togo de Eko.

Why can't we modify over here?

Seriously, break it down. What is Tapa and Fon? U guys take it a notch down.

Kilode?!:

ROFL

Katsumoto:

Wetin dey worry u? Take your time o. 

Seriously, break it down. What is Tapa and Fon? U guys take it a notch down.

I'm glad you're here.  Do you see all that?  NB+DebbyKosovo+Kilode?!  Can you imagine? 

They are so vicious!  They've chased OAM4J from his own thread.  SMH for the Diasporan Naijirians o.  I am so glad I am still at home with my people, in Isale-Gangan, never forgetting the language and how to behave in public. 

BTW, "Tapa" are the Nupe people. That's what we call them in Eko-Ile. They're an integral and fully assmilated part of Eko people o. Lots of families are mixed with Tapa. Barrister's mom was Tapa, but his father was from Ibadan, not Lagos.

isale_gan2:

      

Katsumoto:

HAHAHAHA

See vexing  

Isale,

Tapa nile

Ibi a ti san wa nihun

Omi ti afi we Sango Eleyinju ogunna, ohun naa la fi we baba to bi n lomo

Ajobi a gbe gbogbo wa o

Who's calling my name? Talk to the hand.

naijababe:




Putting on TB Joshua hat . . .  . . . . . .  Isale to come back with google type translation . . . . . . . .  kats to ask Debo to revert to Lagos Yoruba.

I didn't read that o      

debosky:

Abo oro la maa n'so fun omoluwabi oh  

Like Jesse Jagz and choc boyz sang in Nobody Test Me,  only one Kosovo that I know, Kosovo Serbia.  

Am not the one saying debosky is kosovo again o.  

But kosovo and debosky has a thing in common sha, some people say one invented grammar and the other invented 'Latina's' English.

And I also had a rumor that the person behind debosky and kosovo monikers is Patrick Obahiagbon no be me talk am o. na rumor  

Katsumoto:

Wetin dey worry u? Take your time o.  

Seriously, break it down. What is Tapa and Fon? U guys take it a notch down.

check google.com.ng, it is Nigeria customized

http://www.google.com.ng/#hl=en&cp=12&gs_id=1v&xhr=t&q=saida+yoruba&pq=saida&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&source=hp&pbx=1&oq=saida+yoruba&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=408f5793463436e9&biw=1366&bih=599

no help at all.

Tapa aka Nupe tribe, Fon is a tribe from Benin republic. In short, Isale is half Nupe/Tapa and half Fon from Togo so she's not even a Nigerian, not to mention Yoruba.

isale_gan2:

I'm glad you're here.  Do you see all that?  NB+DebbyKosovo+Kilode?!  Can you imagine? 

They are so vicious!  They've chased OAM4J from his own thread.  SMH for the Diasporan Naijirians o.  I am so glad I am still at home with my people, in Isale-Gangan, never forgetting the language and how to behave in public. 

Oh no you DIDN'T.

Anyone who calls me Debby[b] ma je iyan e n'isu[/b]. The gloves are now off!!  

Make pesin no hold me oh!

OAM4J:


check google.com.ng, it is Nigeria customized

Hahahahaha. good one.

isale_gan2:

Who's calling my name?     Talk to the hand.

Talk to the hand ke? Ibinu awon Ele'yinbo yii sha

O da e ni binu ni. NB lo pa mi lerin. E sa foriji

isale_gan2:


http://www.google.com.ng/#hl=en&cp=12&gs_id=1v&xhr=t&q=saida+yoruba&pq=saida&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&source=hp&pbx=1&oq=saida+yoruba&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=408f5793463436e9&biw=1366&bih=599

no help at all.

Shaida --> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=665565

i did that google.naija search a couple days ago.  OAM4J is no help.  He too can "talk to the hand."

Kilode?!:

Shaida  -->  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=665565 

Very funny, Kilode. I'm not asking anyone anymore; no cheating. I give up.

Kilode?!:

Isale,

Tapa nile

Ibi a ti san wa nihun

Omi ti afi we Sango Eleyinju ogunna, ohun naa la fi we baba to bi n lomo

Ajobi a gbe gbogbo wa o 

You are so many things.  A mish-mash pish-posh of West African identities.  hmmm.  I'm thinking . . .

I'm not mixed with Tapa sha.  But, they're good folk.  Our immediate neighbors ni egbe ile ebi baba mi ati ti iya mi na.

at Kosovo Debosky.

Mehn, this TB Joshua hat na gengen o . . . .I most definitely got the real deal . . . accurate to a tee Maybe I should open my own fire and miracle ministry

shaida:

Im a south african girl trying to make it in a relationship with an igbo man, can some1 help, i love him I need him to be fully mine

^^^
Authentic Omoge S[b]h[/b]aida

isale_gan2:


I'm not mixed with Tapa sha.  But, they're good folk.  Our immediate neighbors ni egbe ile ebi baba mi ati ti iya mi na.

Very true. They are good folk.


Well, above all, Orunmila ni baba.

Kilode?!:


^^^
Authentic Omoge S[b]h[/b]aida 

hahahahaha. . . classic!


@isale

if google.com.ng fail, find an online Yoruba dictionary, Kats sure has a good number of sources he can share cos I know he uses them a lot 

I've never used google translation for Yoruba, but for that one time. That'd be cheating.

Anyhow, I don't care anymore. OlaOne that started it has probably forgotten all about it by now anyway.

So, eyin eniyan yi, e joo e wa n kan mi discuss.

I can't comment on whether Katsumoto uses a translator sha. It never entered my mind.

isale_gan2:

I've never used google translation for Yoruba, but for that one time. That'd be cheating.

Anyhow, I don't care anymore. OlaOne that started it has probably forgotten all about it by now anyway.

So, eyin eniyan yi, e joo e wa n kan mi discuss.

I can't comment on whether Katsumoto uses a translator sha. It never entered my mind.

singing Sir Shina Peters . . . . . . . . grammar, grammar, grammar no be my language

I no go fit shout

debosky:

Tapa aka Nupe tribe, Fon is a tribe from Benin republic. In short, Isale is half Nupe/Tapa and half Fon from Togo so she's not even a Nigerian, not to mention Yoruba.


Oh no you DIDN'T.

Anyone who calls me Debby[b] ma je iyan e n'isu[/b]. The gloves are now off!!  

Make pesin no hold me oh!

Kos. . . ,
What was out first meeting like?  Remember?  So ara e o.    Just cos you got your Gunners Posse here doesn't phase me o.  You see Blacksta threw in the towel.  He knows I'm undefeated.  Don't even try it.  

naijababe:

singing Sir Shina Peters . . . . . . . .  grammar, grammar, grammar no be my language

I no go fit shout 

Check out Debo's profile pic.  Too bad there's already a Mr. Naijababe, huh?  

Now who's singing?! 

Can't touch this!  En ehn!  I said.  Too legit to quit.  You can't touch this! 

I'm just kidding o. Debo's married too. No matter what he admits. hahahaha.

You can have Kosovo, sorry I meant Debo. Ko gbona to fun mi o jare

Debo is 10 out of 10. Don't even front.


Debo, are you going to take that from a haggis loving shepherds pie eating Scottish-Nigerian? Dare her to post a pic of Mr. Naijababe.

Anyway, I'm also married. Yeah. 5 years going strong. We're all married people around here. No shaking.

Ah! You changed your profile pic. Very nice. I am overcome by emotion. Not fair sha. But such is life.

Speaking of. . . check out Katsumoto's samurai. That's more your type.

Israel Acts to Curb Illegal Immigration From Africa



JERUSALEM — The Israeli government on Sunday announced plans to spend $160 million on efforts to stem the growing number of Africans who enter the country illegally seeking jobs and political asylum. The money will go toward work on an Egyptian border fence that is already under construction, an expansion of detention centers and increased policing of companies that hire undocumented workers.

“If need be, we will close businesses so that the enterprise known as the State of Israel does not close,” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said after a cabinet meeting that focused on the issue.

Over the past six years, about 50,000 Africans, mostly from Eritrea and Sudan, have trekked across the Sinai into Israel, some of them working in hotels and on construction sites, others living in rundown urban neighborhoods, unable to find work and relying on refugee agencies.

All well-off countries face the challenge of how to handle poor foreign migrants and how much credence to give their accounts of political persecution. But the situation in Israel is complicated by Jewish history and has led to a national debate. On the one hand, this is a small country that wishes to maintain a strong Jewish majority. On the other, the Jews’ past of eviction and persecution makes some here argue that Israel should have special sensitivity for those fleeing prejudice and conflict.

Mr. Netanyahu said that the overwhelming number of Africans who slip into Israel are not political refugees but are looking to improve their economic status. He said they pose difficulties for the people they settle among. Poorer Israelis, in particular, resent the Africans’ arrival and compete with them for jobs.

“We hear the outcry coming from Israel’s cities,” he said. “We will continue to care for refugees, but they make up a minimal part of the human wave. Entire populations are starting to move, and if we don’t act to stop this we will be flooded.”

Refugee advocacy groups in Israel contend that Mr. Netanyahu is wrong, that the majority of those who arrive here are fleeing civil wars or political persecution.

Mr. Netanyahu plans to visit several African countries early next year and said he would raise the issue of repatriating the refugees.

The influx of Africans began in 2005 after the Egyptian police attacked Sudanese refugees who were camped out in Cairo and demanded asylum. More than 20 people were killed, and word spread among the refugees that Israel would provide them a better welcome and more job opportunities.

The Israeli government hopes that the fence being built along the Egyptian border will keep out most infiltrators. The demands for a fence have grown in the past year with the overthrow of President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt and the increase in tensions with Cairo that followed his ouster.

More here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/12/world/middleeast/israel-steps-up-efforts-to-stop-illegal-immigration-from-africa.html?_r=1&ref=world

ETC.

The first video below is an indescribable episode of the TV "reality" show of mostly unemployed actresses playing society ladies.  Somewhat shocking at first glance.  I'd never seen it (RHOBH) before but decided to watch a few more episodes online to see what sort of people they were.  Kim, the former child actor is the most sympathetic; Adrienne, the Maloof woman is the most normal.  The rest of 'em? 
Some memorable lines:
"A garbage of rubies and diamonds."
"Kyle is that girl in high school who made someone kill themselves."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz7os8-QYhk[/flash]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz7os8-QYhk

More here:
Sarire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_tdqDzifuo;
Spoof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMPtGO6Mfro
The "Medium":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H7xwt0YCLY

Season finale: Kim's sister and her coven, ganging up on Kim
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-alLPuP3L4[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=R-alLPuP3L4

Kyle wants to fight some more; win-win for her since she's a producer -
more ratings more money:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE3EoAE19X4[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=TE3EoAE19X4

"This is really bad":
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlSyLQCGaZ0[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=XlSyLQCGaZ0

This is what led to it - it's at the 5:30 minute mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=Fy34vEux_-s

An excellent, most insightful article about the above season finale episode, by a unique blogger/social commentator.  
Excerpt:

While Kyle was feeling fortified, her sister Kim was, of course, feeling wrecked. Wrecked and ruined, sad and strange, wandering down Wilshire or Doheny, her head as always full of that curious buzzing. She saw a salon and decided to go in there, staring at the mirrors and running her hand along the chairs and counters until someone finally walked up to her tentatively and asked "Can,  can I help you?" Kim looked up at him, snapped out of her haze. "Oh yes, I was just looking for some Christmas presents,  Oh, no. No that's not right. I was just,  I suppose I was,  Oh this is silly of me. Do you ever have moments where you feel like,  I don't know, like you've accidentally found some crack or something in time, and you've just sort of fallen into it? Like you're not really in the past or the present or anywhere, you're just sort of, " She trailed off. Smiled. "I would like you to teach me make up. That's what I would like." So the kind salon employee sat her in a chair and gave her a little lesson about how to color her eye lids and rouge her cheeks and Kim explained to us that she never had time to learn any of this when she was younger, because she was always working. Buying the family's house, buying them cars, doing her little child labor jig as fast as she could so the rest of her family could continue on as normal.

It was hard now, to learn these things as a grownup, but at least she was trying. The make up man did one half of her face to show her how and then had her practice on the other half. And of course Kim put on too much, or did it wrong, and she was half neat and together and half sad, garish clown, gold-smeared and trembling and anxious, hoping this salon man, this stranger, would tell her that she looked lovely, that she'd done good, that she'd done something right for the first time in a long long while. Instead he got the makeup remover and said "The first time's always hard."

http://gawker.com/5739794/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-finale-my-sister-my-killer

P.S. to the above post.
Yeah, there's a black one of the series, but I don't get embarrassed when Oyinbos are making ass.es of themselves. The Atlanta "housewives" are a thousand times more disgraceful than these chicks. I refuse to watch it.

I guess the real Jews are telling us: "Jew pass Jew"

Is that the Oyinbo version of Fuji House of Commotion ?

Oyinbo can do copy-cat sha

Yes nau. "Jew pass Jew" o. Remember the Falashas from Ethiopia?

Kilode,
If you have time, watch the first video.  Oyinbo chicks na headache o.  You think Black women got drama. 

BTW, I'm trying to post more in Politics section, since that's how I started here on NL anyway.  I wonder what/who derailed me from that.  Hmmm. 

Politics will never be the same again.  Hold on to your hat!  Ah!  And OAM4J is the mod too!  Oh, this will be loads of fun.  I see HBP and a resignation in the offing.  I kid I jest.       

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We are not interested in watching rich bimbos; go and sell somewhere else.

isale_gan2:

Ah! You changed your profile pic. Very nice. I am overcome by emotion. Not fair sha. But such is life.

Speaking of. . . check out Katsumoto's samurai. That's more your type.

Don't hate; some ladies dig the big, strong, and ugly guys.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Einstein .

The smart ladies are already preparing for that by sticking with those dudes, especially if they wield a Katana and/or Tachi.

isale_gan2:

I've never used google translation for Yoruba, but for that one time. That'd be cheating.

Anyhow, I don't care anymore. OlaOne that started it has probably forgotten all about it by now anyway.

So, eyin eniyan yi, e joo e wa n kan mi discuss.

I can't comment on whether Katsumoto uses a translator sha. It never entered my mind.

OAM4J:

hahahahaha. . . classic!

@isale

if google.com.ng fail, find an online Yoruba dictionary, Kats sure has a good number of sources he can share cos I know he uses them a lot 

See me see wahala.

naijababe:

Mehn, this TB Joshua hat na gengen o . . . .I most definitely got the real deal . . . accurate to a tee Maybe I should open my own fire and miracle ministry

Na tree wey near tree, na im make monkey dey smart (I will use this proverb many times). Carry on

Katsumoto:

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We are not interested in watching rich bimbos; go and sell somewhere else.

Don't hate; some ladies dig the big, strong, and ugly guys.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Einstein .

The smart ladies are already preparing for that by sticking with those dudes, especially if they wield a Katana and/or Tachi.

See me see wahala.

Na tree wey near tree, na im make monkey dey smart (I will use this proverb many times). Carry on

And I will use this one, 'Ole l'omo ese ole e to lori apata'

Someone tell Isale to quit spamming the thread jo

naijababe:

And I will use this one, 'Ole l'omo ese ole e to lori apata'

You have to translate because, well I don't u,

Please clarify

Ole = thief or lazyperson?
ese = leg?

We have had these conversations many times; please be kind enough to provide translations to your hinterland Yoruba.