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| Marketing Concepts by Nobody: 5:02pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
A Professor at a lecture in INDIA was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her Telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -That's Public Relations 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -That's Customer Feedback 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
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| Re: Marketing Concepts by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
na only gorgeous girl persin dey si abi?, nyc yoke i nearly ate it  |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by mikuz(m): 11:51pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
nice one. Its been ages since i read a new joke. |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by Ubiero(f): 4:26pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Now, dis I got to share wit my class. Very interesting. |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by ndukwejoe(m): 5:02pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Very educating |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by ice234: 1:27pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by vb0mb(m): 2:10pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
wonderfully superb |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by Santino1(m): 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Nice one, funny and educating. |
| Re: Marketing Concepts by Lucario007(m): 9:13pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
i've read this somewhere on NL before. . . 4.3 out of 10 |
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