Since my posts are not appealing to DONkollione,I guess he ll like this.Pls bro. no harm meant.It's just for the fun of this section.

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Mukiz [/b]was visiting an old friend [b]DONkollione [/b]and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.

[b] DONkollione [/b]urged [b]Mukiz to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Mukiz would have to sleep with the husband and wife.

No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife taped[b] Mukiz[/b] on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her.

"I couldn't do that," he whispered. "Your husband is my best friend!"

"Listen, sugar," she whispered back, "there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now."

"I can't believe that,"Mukiz said. "Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up won't he?

"Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his asshole and see if that wakes him."

Mukiz [/b]did just that. He was amazed when[b] DONkollione remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and bleeped her. When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time[b] Mukiz[/b] screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the DONkollione asshole hairs.

The ninth time he pulled a hair, DONkollione awoke and muttered: "Listen, Mukiz, old pal, I don't mind you fucking my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!"

choi! Thank God my name is not mukiz.
Amazing Lord of HOSTS!
*grabs his hymn book*

@mcADEM i know u hv a mustard brain filled with kokonut water, i just hv one question for u









where is d joke u stagnant brained bush fly

bush this,bush that!
Haba . !

Mr DON bush,
it seems u came from bushy part of the universe
well, just take heart,muhehehehehehehehe

@mcADEM

ur just a deficient poster its not ur fault

DONkollione:

@mcADEM

your just a deficient poster its not your fault

is it[b] DONkollione or Dunkua[/b],just asking my man?see ya