Johny walke d into clas every morning with a black eye
Teachr:wats wrong?
Johny :  our house is very small.Me,my mom,my dad,v sleep on d same bed.Evry night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin? Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
teacher:tonite whn your dad asks again,keep dead quiet n dont answer
The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Tchr:My gudness y the black eye again?
Johny-Dad askd me again,Johny r u sleepin?n I shut up n kept dead stil.Thn my dad n my mom strtd movin,u know,at d same time Mom ws breathin eraticaly,kickin her legs up franticaly n squealing lik a hyena on d bed.Then my dad asks my mom,are u comin?mom says,Yes am coming,are u comin 2? Dad answrd-Yes.they dont usualy go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I' m also coming.

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