1.Are u a player??
*yup, manchester united wants to sign me next season* do dey xpect us 2 say yes??

2. Why do u want my pin?...... I wan use am hold my trousers.8-|

3. can u die 4 me?.... Just tell her dat u go even come back from grave die again 4 her... Nansense=))

4. My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?....... Simple, return the bb to the seller and get a nokia torch.=D

5. IF i sleep over hope nothing funny will happen?.... Not at all, we go just perform night vigil.. Mumu L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

6. You are getting it on wif her and you about to put a condom on and she ask, what are you doing.... Nothing, I just dey bandage wound, ode.:|

7.@nyt, thieves bangs on d door and she asks u "darling, who's on d door? ... Tell her to go and check, maybe they are in-laws...:]Y

8. Y are ¥ou touching M̶̲̅ε̲̣?
.......I am checking ur skin for cancer, mumu=]min

9. Why are u removing my bra?.... Eh? Mtcheww... E dirty, I wan wash am 4u:/, idiot

10. we don pull clothes finish , only 4 me 2 insert she held me and ask do u rily love me, goat! were u expecting to hear no b4:x

11. we are both in the pool i held her from behind and she felt my erection and asked, whats dat tin shookin my butt.... She be monkey, tell her, "it's my phone i brought it into the pool

12. I haven't seen my period, wot shuld "we" do?.. Ʊ go need torch to find am?

13. She cals Ʊ @ 2am and ask "r Ʊ slipin" tell her no, am picking beans peeling yam... I dey cook

Dear future wife,

Sweetheart, how’re you doing? Hope you’re equipping yourself with the necessary behaviours and skills you’ll need as a wife, a lover, a mother and a companion?

The fact is I’ll love you to be independent and resourceful. I’ll want you to follow your dreams but I’ll enjoin you to lead a balanced life. At no time should you abandon the kids and I. I’ll never abandon you and the kids, no matter how busy I am. This is to ensure the unity of our family.

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