2011 PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 BOMBSHELL QUOTES,

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.

2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.

4. A good mother takes care of his
children.

5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).

7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALIT Y.

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment.

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.

14. Why will boko haram bomblast churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest


15. We all have HIV.

7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.
Na wa for dis aunty, dis is becoming too common. 2011 as not ended,we will still hear more.

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Me is in love with this lady, she's all the greatest women I have see in this life. Her status of education is miscomparable, I swear.

Bisowo: Now, this was sent to me by a friend. I'm still ROTFLAMAO. Peishee must surely win an award as a stand-up comedian if she were to feature in one!

2011 PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 BOMBSHELL QUOTES,



14. Why will boko haram bomblast churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest

ILTO

She is å Ph.D holder!

;DGIRLS BEWARE! OJUKWU'S MANHOOD STILL LIVES ON

Wow, what an educated 1st lady we have. Very passionate about children

Hehehe

abacha eeeeeeeeeeeeh!!! I no fit stop laughing eeeeh!

its my 1st time on joke section
i ven't laughed since morning but now i'm lol

aboyaji: abacha eeeeeeeeeeeeh!!! I no fit stop laughing eeeeh!

why are u calling a man whose grave is been use for rice and beans cultivation?. Always learn to respect a decayed former head of state pls.

Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her...

onoti: Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her...

i beg make we hear word..e be like say u too no sabi speak gud english

onoti: Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her...

good girl

mandela101: Wow, what an educated 1st lady we have. Very passionate about children

Especially the children that became widows by loosing their parents in one way or the other.

We all have HIV ;DWe all have HIV

NoT hilarious enough!