A young Yoruba man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.  He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on a
vacation, for two weeks, and needs to borrow $5,000.  The bank officer
tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so
the Yoruba man hands over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series.  The car
is parked on the street in front of the bank.  The yourba man produces
the title and everything checks out.

 
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.  The
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the yoruba
man, for using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan.  An
employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.   

Two weeks later, the yoruba man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you  out and found that you are a successful business man. What
puzzles us is,why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
 
The Yoruba man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks, and pay only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down
and sunroof open. Juju music blasting from his car, as he pulled away.

hahaha

yoruba boys,
na we get sense passsssssss

lol

scholarist:

yoruba boys,
na we get sense passsssssss

me sef no dats y ziggy no fit open mouth

Oh brotherrrrrrrrrrr. . .

yoruba mafias don dey show diaself o

yoruba boys na baba

seen b4. lol anyway

nt all yoruba's are sharp. . . same with other cultures

nice joke neways

See dis Ekiti woman don dey yarn dust bout other tribes

Hahaha, See dis local tout dey talk. Bend head go left make i see road jor

my neck dey pain me. . . make i waka pass?

Just drex go left cuz i know sey u nor dey fit wakka well

2Direct:

See dis Ekiti woman don dey yarn dust bout other tribes

I'm not from ekiti!

Liar, wetin ekiti state dey find for your C.V ?

lol ask D1 nt me

Lol what can i say

D1KeleVra:

why me?

coz u said i was from Ekiti rmbr

U wey nor know if u be yoruba or benin

Shut de fu*k up and mind your business Biffer!

uhmmm kk! I am from Ogunstate. . . .mumc is 4rm edo.

*smiles* im happy for you, Where in 9aija are u right now?

Kolo lol

2Direct:

*smiles* im happy for you, Where in 9aija are u right now?

u wan go rob am?