The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”

A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.

The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.

Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.

Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.

A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.

Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

source: http://edition.myjoyonline.com/pages/oddity/201201/79470.php

Hahahahah
This is the craziest bullshiotology I have heard of in a looong loong time.
Wait a sec. Nope I wont ask cz the questions are just too many.

*Yawns*

Sperm subsidy?

false
http://stuffdeadpeoplelike..com/2010/11/dead-man-impregnates-woman-she-asks-for.html

They are all sick.

crap

Hahaha, this joke is far better than those at the joke section. More please!

[size=18pt]Biggest bullcrap ever[/size]

poster you can't believe every thing you read online. When a person dies their blood stops circulating through their body so the really is no way a person can achieve an erection after death. your penis is not muscle (which could possibly get erect due to rigor) but veins that get engorged with blood. you learn all this in js1 science class haba

i don't believe it either, i just had to paste it to see what you guys views are, its way beyond being funny.
i laugh in urhobo when i read am

The girl can be pregnant for a ghost, none of my business. But don't you think she is pregnant for another man (out there) and stu.pidly attributing it to a dead bone? You know this people can be foo.lish.

On a second though, If such things can't happen, what else is necrophilia

she pretty much raped him so she cant get the child support by the way what she did is just nasty.

UM, Guys i need advice, my boyfriend is tooooooooo shy 2 tlk 2 me,nd weneva we r on phone,its silence all thru, nd its rily rily annoyin, pls i nid advice

^ Open a thread for that!

Topic - Fairy tales like these are NOT supposed to be read, not to talk of makin the hp.

Wel, this is nl. Anytin goes!

Anything and evrything goes

I know for a fact that men who die from violent situations e.g. men in combat have been noticed to have an erec-tion and even seminal discharge. But this happens at the point of death i.e semen discharge. Most soldiers get a hard-on when in combat so the popular phrase "lets phuck shitt up" but in this case I can only relate with the corspe having a hard on but cummin? I don't think so.

Even dracula can't acheive such a feat

rily

Big lie

Where is d joke?