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Silly Gej Budget, Facts And Humor. by Gluckdude(m): 1:11pm On Jan 14, 2012
TIOOIS: ​Mr President!!! We Know

1) We know that Deziani Allison Madueke Minister for Petroleum is your mistress.

2) We know that her sister is the mother of your two children (and not Patience)

3) We know what you do in your private meetings

4) We know how Patience slapped her at an event in Aso Rock, for sleeping with you.

5) We know how she charged on petroleum products to finance your campaign.

6) We know that she gave Chris Aire and co allocation to lift Nigerian crude

7) The most annoying thing that we know Mr President is that you don't think that we Know. U are d king of Corruption!!

What kind of public address system cost N150million? Will Michael Jackson be performing inside Aso rock?

​Tell me a consumer laptop brand that cost N314,00 was it patented in heaven?

Acquisition of computer N2.5billion. Are we starting a computer computer called CABALSOFT?

Stationary magazines newspapers N4.5billion. why not buy the printing press.

N295million for new furniture. Are we moving the federal capital again?

Maintenance of vehicles and furniture N17billion. Can we just buy shares in Toyota instead?
Re: Silly Gej Budget, Facts And Humor. by MrGlobe(m): 1:29pm On Jan 14, 2012
1 billion for food. Is he importing 20 whales and 15 elephants into Aso rock as occupants of the newly proposed Aso rock zoo?
A man who had no shoes now wanting to live in squandour. And yes we know of the illicit affair with Allison madueke

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