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Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Men Are Impossible to please: If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line If u TREAT him nicely, he… says u are crowding him, ; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men If u DON'T, he says u are RURA. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover(he wishes) If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW- OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him>; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP (Naugthy-person), If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS u, it’s because he CARES for u. (pleaiiiiiiz) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)> If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN . If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (Wishes) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !! who goes with me on this? you men too knows thatz the plain truth, prove me wrong |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by bunmioguns(m): 2:03pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Where is the Joke |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 2:06pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Inside ur p r i c k! Mtcheww. . . . |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by snthesis(m): 4:20pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
wat is p r i c k |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by ARareGem(f): 8:09pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
I dunno what to say. |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by bunmioguns(m): 8:30pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
booqee: So u cld say dis out. . . . . *speechless* |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Wetin carry my " foot wagen" enter dis thread? Muah!!! |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by ekeroyal(m): 9:13pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
*YAWNS* This writer from the newspaper must be very good. Please when is the next article coming? Well done for your effort in typing and compiling, at least it got executed |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by megawax8: 10:49pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
*laffin* not at d post sha,its d replies, |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by sutoboy(m): 11:24pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Boooqeeee u re taking this joke section for sumtin else, i think Daniluv need to create laffing section |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by purplekayc(m): 4:10pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
This is not a joke...... |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 6:52pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
purplekayc: This is not a joke......you saw current jokes, but no, u went to dig a joke of over 2month from its grave and you're just posting ur comment!, where were u all dis while? Pluto?? How silly can u be?! Mtcheww. . . . |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by sutoboy(m): 4:09am On Mar 13, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by ataime(f): 11:11am On Mar 16, 2012 |
Right thing @ d wrong place....its true anywys |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by dani1luv: 11:13am On Mar 16, 2012 |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by ekeroyal(m): 2:01pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
Observation: This is not a joke Recommendation: Move it to Romance section or Family Politics section. WTF?? |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Origin(f): 2:24pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
This is so funny its the guys that think its not. My advice to all ladies in Å relationship is to print this out number it and when your man acts up ǚ tell him which number he is acting up to. |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 5:11pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,..... |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 5:12pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,..... @ekeroyal. I posted it in romance section, and their mods moved it here. See?? |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by Nobody: 6:05pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
nice essay booqee! |
Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by ekeroyal(m): 4:20pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
booqee: ^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,..... how can they do such a thing, give me their contact let me rectify things. |
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