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The Gospel by mustspin: 9:52am On Jan 30, 2012
A pastor was seen packing all his
belongings and trying to leave
Kano for Lagos.
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He was accosted by one of his
church members who asked him,
"Pastor hope you are not leaving
us here because of the Boko
Haram killers, remember the Bible
says 'No weapon fashioned
against us shall prosper'."
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The pastor replied, "No oh my
brother, the Bible says 'Go into the
world and preach the gospel and
not only in Kano, that is why I'm
taking the good news to the
people in Lagos, ".
Hpy sunday.
Re: The Gospel by bunmioguns(m): 2:18pm On Jan 30, 2012
E funny small
Re: The Gospel by bingbagbo(m): 4:26pm On Jan 30, 2012
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Re: The Gospel by mustspin: 4:58pm On Jan 30, 2012
^^^ projan ko, trojan ni. angry angry angry angry
Re: The Gospel by MrResource(m): 6:16pm On Jan 30, 2012
bunmioguns:

E funny SMALL!

Seconded grin
Re: The Gospel by DorisK(f): 1:59pm On Feb 01, 2012
Bfo nko? Pastor no de die, abi is he dyin fo christ in kano? grin funny enof d bible dint say we shud pack all our belongings
Re: The Gospel by mustspin: 2:33pm On Feb 01, 2012
^^^^ lmfao
Re: The Gospel by sutoboy(m): 2:39pm On Feb 01, 2012
pls what is the poster name?
Re: The Gospel by mustspin: 2:40pm On Feb 01, 2012
^^^u no get eyes abi u no sabi see?
Re: The Gospel by sutoboy(m): 2:51pm On Feb 01, 2012
i no dey see for afternoon now
Re: The Gospel by mustspin: 3:20pm On Feb 01, 2012
^^^bloody racist tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: The Gospel by sutoboy(m): 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2012
ur way no pure at all

i dey suspect you

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