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Viagra Dose by VIPICO(m): 9:08pm On Oct 14, 2007
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my legs."
Re: Viagra Dose by mimiko(f): 10:29pm On Oct 14, 2007
awhhhhhhhh nice one
Re: Viagra Dose by topeteadr(m): 10:31pm On Oct 14, 2007
He should try spraying it next time.

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