A nude guy was sunbathing at the
beach. a little girl comes to him, he
covers his private parts with a
newspaper. The little girl says, 'Whats under
there?'
So the man answers , 'A bird'
The girl goes away & the man falls
asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a
hospital & is in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed &
asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, 'I don't know. I
was at the beach & fell asleep
after talking to a little girl'
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to
find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the
little girl the man was talking
about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, "I dint do anything to the man,
but he was sleeping, I played with
his bird, After a while, it spat at
me, so i broke its neck, burnt its
nest, and smashed all its eggs!! What has she done,

each tym i read dis i jst chuckle

She: hey darling how will 14th be
Me: classic
She: really , wow so what should I expect
Me: a draw at least , cos Barcelona has not been that impressive in this season's champions league

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A computer firm has the following entry in one of its ledgers :
'This correcting entry is to correct an incorrect correction made incorrectly in January'.

A friend decided to shorten some of her 11-year-old daughter's dresses.
When the little girl tried on the first altered garment, she exclaimed,
' But , Mummy, I can't wear it as short as that. I'm not old enough.'

1st joke====>superb

well work

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