abi o ti join projan ni!

La ye

Ko to be se

toba tun ma join nko

o join tiiiii!

Abi o

He's our property

Stamp and sealed

why does every one want a celebrity in around him!

han han han han!

make una give me small breathing space na! u this paparazzis. . . .mtchewww!
don't kill urself for my sake na! i knw its not easy, but, at least give me time to
consider both gangs! i no dey join useless group!

*swaggerz out*

Akpos, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop at Enerhen junction.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Akpos thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Akpos retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again!'







A Chinese man married an Igbo woman and they had a child together. Two months later the child passed on; at the funeral a family member of the Igbo woman kept sobbing, crying saying "I knew it, I knew it" So a family elder took her aside and asked her "what she knew" she replied, "CHINESE PRODUCT DON'T LAST!"




One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," Jim said.

That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams" 

no dey giv us copy and paste joor

Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room.

Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “Oga, na wa o!”

Bill Gates “You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more





Conversation between a couple,

Husband: honey,lets play hide and
seek

Wife: no,last year we did it and I could not find u until february 15th,

Where is the joke?