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Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by ola2006: 10:47am On Feb 14, 2012
Here is MFM prayer for feb 14,
Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husband, fiance's life.
1) Anybody tryin to hug my husband or fiance seductively, catch fire.
2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire.
3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die.
4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire,
5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with romantism.
6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire
7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire
Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted
Open ur mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay.
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by ARareGem(f): 10:53am On Feb 14, 2012
[size=28pt]Amen!!! Hilarious!  grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by buzor(m): 11:06am On Feb 14, 2012
fall and die, AMEN-,
cant stop laughing
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by Nobody: 11:39am On Feb 14, 2012
In Jesus name we've prayed. . . .! Amen!

Ori e wambe! Nice joke.
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by Nobody: 12:31pm On Feb 14, 2012
it may be funny, but stop joking with churches and spritual things. ok?

sad
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by skales(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2012
Blasphemy

Danny1luv bro, delete dis evil thread immediately

Thank you
NJPC president angry

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